Paddling Orkney and beyond

Up Helly Aa - part 1

2012-01-31T12:54:00.001Z

Getting in the spirit

2012-01-30T17:08:00.001Z

Milestones

2012-01-29T11:56:00.001Z

Northern adventures

2012-01-28T16:22:00.001Z

Extra-curricular activities

2012-01-24T19:49:00.001Z

All the Scottish League canoe polo games are played in Glenrothes in Fife. This is quite far from Orkney. 300 miles to be precise. Because of this, the Orkney Voles decided last year to make a weekend of our trips sooth.

A = home, B = ferry, C = Glenrothes

Last year, Captain Chrissie put me on skis in a blizzard and sent me down Cairngorm Mountain. This was fine, but I am not a natural skier….

Captain Chrissie

For our January trip this year, I decided I wanted to have a go at snowboarding. So off I went for a lesson on Cairngorm with the Ski and Snowboard School. Meanwhile my boarding friend in Sheffield asked if I wanted his old board. Who was I to refuse?

I had a great time during my lesson and actually managed to snowboard. Basic stuff but I was moving and going where I wanted to go. For some reason it all seemed far more intuitive to me than skiing, perhaps because it was one object and all about edges and weight and leaning and rotating and what not. Just like in a kayak! I was really impressed to watch the coach coach as I am interested in the coaching process in different sports. His demonstrations were excellent. Very clear and silent!

Giving it a go

After being offered my own board, a bit of eBay action for bindings, boots, goggles and a jacket was required and I was nearly set. The board itself arrived today, brought my the nice man from McAdie and Reeve. Unfortunately he appeared in my back garden as I stood in the kitchen looking really rough in my PJs, while stirring lemsip and sneezing a lot!

Board!

Next trip sooth 10th of Feb for polo. Bring on the snow!

A bucket on my head

2012-01-22T23:59:00.006Z

These days I have my fingers in many paddling pies, I like a bit of surf, some river action, have a canoe, play canoe polo and of course still love sea kayaking. I don’t have enough time to enjoy them all!

At the moment the nights are long and the weather is poor, I can’t remember the last time I got out in my sea boat, so it’s time to stay indoors in the warm waters of the swimming pool. We have pool training on a Tuesday and Sunday evening and canoe polo training on Friday nights (and it really is at night).

Next week I am going on my holidays to Shetland to see Up Helly Aa and all my paddling friends. I first went up to Shetland in 2008 to the symposium, having only been paddling for three months, whereupon I was adopted by several members of the Shetland Canoe Club. The first person I met was Rachel who, like me, had a small car and a plastic boat, rather than a huge estate car with a uber posh fibreglass number on top! She remains a great friend and I am looking forward to seeing her next week.

Jim tears it up at Quendale in November. I was watching because my finger had only just come out of plaster. :-(

Anyway, I digress. A few of my Shetland friends have got really into surf kayaking recently and there is a veritable fleet of Mega Surf Kayaks up there now. I got into surf kayaking through one of the women's sessions the Scottish surf committee run and this year treated myself to a boat of my own. My shiny boat will be coming with me to Shetland and I’m hoping there’s surf and weather for a session or two. Unfortunately, I chose a rather ostentatious colour scheme and am rather afraid that someone might set fire to my boat in Shetland because of it……

The most beautiful boat in the world…..Note bucket on head.

Once I had my new boat, I needed a new helmet. Because I haven’t surfed the surf boat for ages due to the broken finger, I haven’t yet worn my new helmet. For some reason, I decided that because, unlike the helmet I wear for canoe polo, or my old black one, the new helmet has no holes in it, it would be much like rolling with a bucket on my head. This was concerning.

I packed my surf boat in its giant sock and set forth to the pool, with my helmet. I got in and I rolled. It didn’t really seem any different from any other helmet I ever wore. Mackayak said “what did you think would happen?” I explained that I thought it would be like having a bucket on your head. She laughed at me!

So I thought, what else can I do now I’m in my boat with my helmet on? I always think that because the surf boat has such hard rails, it would be really hard to roll but it’s not at all. I’m not sure whether this is to do with it being very light or having no volume at the back. I thought I’d have a go at some handrolls. Why you would want to hand roll your surf boat, who knows, but it’s something to do. Anyway, that was fine and I did a few on both sides.

Handrolling – loving the low back deck

I look like a (happy) miner!

What else could I do?

Well, on Friday at polo, someone pushed me in when I had the ball (this is allowed) and I didn’t manage to handroll the proper polo kayak I was in. I did at the end of the session (and then someone dropped the goal on my head so I came up and found myself in a net!), so I wanted to practise a few times.

Fat Boy now lives at the pool so I jumped in and gave him a go but for the life of me could not do a smooth handroll at all. I could get up but really had to scull with the bottom hand before I did. I wasn’t impressed. I shall have to practise again on Tuesday night and then give the Shetlanders’ boats a shot next Sunday when two fifths of the Orkney Voles team invade their canoe polo training night…. I have made a video of my attempts, I don't apologise for the music as it is a tune from my youth. Those were the days!

Frankly, after all that rolling and climbing earlier, I’m more than ready for my bed now!

Northern Clamberer

Hiatus

2012-01-22T13:29:00.001Z

I haven’t written much on this blog of late, I suppose life just got in the way. However, I have resolved to post more this year, starting this evening.

I don’t really have much to write about as I don’t do anything interesting, unlike Mackayak who has become extremely good at her Greenland skills.

I’ll try and get up some pics of what she and I are up to but my internet is now so slow I don’t think there will be any videos… :-(

In the meantime….

The Vole squad with voles.

The local paper!

Brian the Polo Paddle

2011-02-01T23:15:00.001Z

Courtesy of Bananavan Couriers, Brian the paddle arrived yesterday and I got to try him out this evening in the pool.

If you like Brian as much as I do, then get in touch with Powerplay Paddles who are based in Stirling and who all play polo themselves.

Mmmmmmmmm Brian.

Brian was not going to live in the garage with the other kayaking gear but keeping him in my bed seemed a little excessive!

Mmmmm Brian……

Vole Adventures

2011-01-13T22:27:00.001Z

The weekend saw us travel to Glenrothes in Fife for the first of the Orkney Voles’ Scottish Division 3 polo fixtures. After an early start, we set off on the 9am ferry to embark on the 300 mile journey south in the Orkney Voleswagen.

Voleswagen

Coming off the boat, we encountered some very heavy snow and the journey down to Latheron was very slow indeed.

Weather on the A9 (that’s the main road sooth!)

Eventually we arrived in Brora and were very hungry. We noted a cafe on the high street which transpired to be most excellent and we had good selection of sanwiches, toasties and soup. After the savouries, we made our way to Capaldi’s for ice cream! We compared it with Dennis’ of course!

Voles like ice cream

After our ice cream we had a whistle stop tour of Inverness shops before heading on to Aviemore where we were staying for the evening.

Taking advantage of our location and the suitable weather, we made our way to Cairngorm on Sunday morning for a spot of skiing. I don’t think I’ve skied since I went to a dry slope twenty years ago and needless to say I spent a lot of time on my arse!

In the Cairngorm mist

Waiting for the funicular

The Voles after their session

In all the excitement, we left the mountain late and after a few false starts finally made it to the venue in Glenrothes. We were meant to be playing second so we literally ran in with our stuff, got changed and jumped in boats!

We (well I) was pretty pumped up for the first match because I hate being late for things. I wasn’t really sure what to expect against St Andrews but we soon settled into the match. We took the game 4 – 2. Next we faced Lochwinnoch and they proved to be tougher opposition, we fought well but lost 6 – 0. Disappointed, we went into our game with Dundee University and again gave it our best shot. We came out on top 4 – 0 which boosted team moral. Finally, instead of a match against Strathclyde University, we played a friendly against St Andrews. The score sheet recorded a draw but we’re pretty sure we took the match 3 – 1. For a full match report see http://www.orkneycommunities.co.uk/KIRKWALLKAYAKCLUB/news.asp#a1777.

Photos below from the Dundee University game.

Christina gets stuck in

Colin goes for the ball

David on the attack

David shoots

Christina gets ready to shoot

Goal mouth action

Team Vole

After the matches we made our way back to Aviemore to our welcome beds. It was a very early start on Monday morning to get the first boat home. The conditions on the road up were very poor and we had to phone NorthLink Ferries to get them to wait for us to arrive! I think we made it to the ferry with about 3 minutes to spare before departure. Thank you NorthLink!

All in all, a very enjoyable, if rather tiring, weekend.

Uppies and Doonies

2011-01-01T21:23:00.002Z

Today was the New Year’s Day Ba game. The Uppies and the Doonies met at the Mercat Cross just before 1pm to await the throw up.

Throw up

The scrum pushes up

Hairyaker considers the game from the edge of the scrum

The scrum breaks onto the Kirk Green

Penned in down Castle Street

The scrum pushes down in Junction Road

The Doonies reach Bonny Kirkwall Bay and begin deciding on their Ba winner

For more about the game, have a look at this video from a few years ago. It features an Uppie win. Sorry Hairyaker!

I want to go somewhere interesting!

2010-12-30T18:38:00.001Z

Clearly I am not the best paddler ever, but sometimes I want to do more than a flat water trip. As good as being out on the water is, fast, flat water paddling is….well….. boring. I would much rather get out and explore my ‘adventure zone’ as Gordon Brown put it. I don’t do this enough. Next year, I intend to get in some pant wetting experiences and extend my comfort zone that little bit further. I want to take on tide races, rockhop in big swell and generally challenge myself. I don’t necessarily want to paddle very far, I just want to do something interesting!

Today I may not have left my comfort zone, but at least our paddle fell into the ‘interesting’ category. We knew there was a bit of easterly swell on so we headed to the east side of the island because I wanted to play! I love that bit of coast and had some rockhopping in mind.

When we arrived at Sandside, all looked calm but as we headed out of the bay, there was a definite swell on. We kept quite wide to avoid the breaking waves. I wanted to go through but thought I better not do this on my own. Heading up the coast, there was a significant swell off the cliffs but we hung a left and headed for the Gloup. For some reason, even with a fair swell, it is still usually possible to get into the Gloup. There was a fair bit of lift once we were inside but this was no problem. Coming out again, the sea felt really flat!

Riding the swell into the Gloup

Next up was a rocky outcrop near the Brough of Deerness. There are 3 ways round – near the cliff, through the middle or round the outside. We opted for the inner passage which, with a bit of timing was manageable and fun. On to Mull Head. We rounded the corner into what wind there was and headed to a geo for lunch. I went in the special entrance passage but couldn’t get all the way though because the tide was too low.

Lunchtime

After lunch the wind seemed to have picked up a little and it seemed choppier towards the head. However, once we rounded the corner again, the swell seemed to have died down a bit which meant we could get closer to the rocks and cliffs.

First we went through the middle passage at the Brough of Deerness. We watched for a while then made a break for it when the waves subsided. My eyes started scanning for the next rock! My instinct is always to head for the soup but I am mindful of being wiped out and having to be rescued. I have to behave myself!

Hmm, it was more impressive in real life!

Back at the point, the waves were still breaking on the shelving rocks but we dodged our way though and avoided a thumping. I then spied a gap between breaking wave and rock and headed round the point. To finish off, I headed down a gap in the rocks towards the bay.

Check out my new Nookie drysuit says Nick!

I know the conditions weren’t massive, but they were big enough to offer some challenges and to get oneself thinking about timing and sensible paddling lines. I like taking risks but don’t want to cause an incident by doing so. Today I felt happy to have the Hairyaker and Blowfield safety boats on hand! I felt more than happy that they could have sorted me out if rescue was required. Above all, I really enjoyed myself and I haven’t said that about paddling for a long time. The only thing missing was Mackayak. :-(

Still Quite Bracing

2010-12-29T22:19:00.001Z

Today we had a break in the weather, light winds and sunshine. I had had a little bit too much to drink at the Sailing Club dinner last night so I wasn’t up for anything too adventurous this morning!

We decided to paddle from Holm to Scapa. We have paddled there lots of times before but it was nice to get out and enjoy being outdoors. Having been away over Christmas, this was a chance to catch up with Mackayak. I think my mouth did more work than my paddle!

The best part of the route is between Deepdale and Hemp Stack and my favourite place has a waterfall flowing into it.

River paddling

The coastline along here is interesting but the formation of the rocks and perhaps the environment of the Flow mean that very few caves exist. I thought of the use of dynamite to rectify this situation…..

As we continued north, the wind dropped even further and the sun shone low in the sky. The light picked out the landscape around the Flow and we could see the Royal Oak Buoy off the shore. 833 people were killed on board the ship when it was sunk by a German torpedo in 1939. Looking at a map of the Flow, the Royal Oak doesn’t seem far from shore, looking out from the coast, the buoy seems very far away. Imagine trying to swim all that way to safety. There’s more about the Royal Oak and her sinking here.

Malcolm heads for Scapa. The Royal Oak marker buoy is just above his bow on the surface of the water.

When we arrived at Hemp Stack, the tide was obviously fairly high and I could see water between the land and the stack – this had to be explored as it is an uncommon experience. Unfortunately, there was not that much water and I had to shunt my way through! Mackayak followed behind, passing through with far more grace than I could muster!

Hemp Stack

Back at Scapa, Mackayak helped me practice some Greenland skills. I wanted to try the static brace and have a go at the butterfly roll. The water felt really cold, although I think it’s meant to be about 7 degrees at the moment. For some reason, I could only stand a couple of dunkings before I had to get out. How I wished for warm Mediterranean waters!

Static Flop

Another attempt

It was good to be practicing outside, but practicing skills in layers of clothes in cold water is very different from being in the nice warm pool!

Magic Canoe

2010-12-28T17:46:00.001Z

I arrived home from the mainland this afternoon and found a canoe in the garage! How did it get there? It must be magic! I wonder if I can wish it from the garage to the water and back again?

Magic Canoe!

I shall now be opening a competition to name the canoe…. suggestions please!

I got lots of nice things for Christmas but by far the best was some vintage Playmobil. It’s a different set from the one listed on http://www.collectobil.com/catalogue/items/3466.htm but must date to around the same time. I wonder why he has a funny paddle though?

Greenland Paddler

When I was small, I loved Playmobil and had a great big box of the stuff. I found the box (now not containing Playmobil) and who should I find pictured on the sticker on the side….

Christmas Presents

2010-12-22T20:24:00.001Z

Last night was the last KKC pool session before Christmas. We headed out through the snow towards the warm pool. I had a special request to bring along one of my craft.

Deflated canoe

Before we went into the pool, Mackayak presented me with a lovely Christmas present of ‘Duck Hands’ – perfect I feel for those obsessed with handrolling!

Duck hands!

Put to the test

Even more deflated after an hour and a half in the pool.

Never travel with Northern Kayaker!

2010-12-19T21:53:00.001Z

After my adventures getting home from Inverness a few weeks ago, last week I headed down to London for the biennial NSGG Recent Work in Archaeological Geophysics meeting. I presented a poster about the Ring of Brodgar and got to catch up with folk. Archaeological geophysics is a small world so there were lots of people there who I had studied and/or worked with or indeed studied and/or worked for. There were some great talks and papers and it was great to see the two guys I did my masters with – just like old times!

We set off from Heathrow on Thursday afternoon and were due home in the evening….. We made it as far as Edinburgh Airport. The current bad weather in Britain came straight in from the Arctic and hit the Northern Isles first. Everything at Kirkwall was delayed and then, inevitably, our flight was cancelled. This was beginning to sound familiar…..

Once again, Mr Flybe accommodated us (in the Borg Cube) and we were to return to the airport in the morning.

Borg Cube (Dakota Edinburgh)

We went to the airport in the morning and waited. Kirkwall airport was open and we were hopeful. Our plane was in Kirkwall so we had to wait for it to come down before we could go home. We waited. The weather closed in in Kirkwall…… About midday, once again our flight was cancelled. Chaos ensued. After a little bit of negotiation, we returned to the Borg Cube. Inside the Borg Cube

It was early afternoon so in the daylight I could see where we were – South Queensferry on the southern bank of the Forth by the bridges. After lunch, I took a walk down to the town. The Forth Road Bridge and Forth Bridge.

The Forth Bridge opened in 1890, with the Forth Road Bridge opening in 1964.

A We-no-naa canoe? Sorry Mackayak, it wouldn’t fit in my case!

After another night in the Borg Cube, it was time for Plan B. The boat from Aberdeen. Off we set the next morning by taxi to Dalmeny train station, where we caught a train to Inverkeithing and another to Dundee. All was fine until just outside Aberdeen where the train developed a ‘technical fault’ (the brakes froze). About 3 hours later, we arrived in a bitter Aberdeen and took a taxi to the ferry (it would have been quicker to walk!).

Train (I love trains but we have none on Orkney!)

After the 7 hour boat journey, we arrived in Kirkwall. I spent most of the journey curled up and trying to avoid developing sea sickness…. The boat was due to arrive at 11pm but we were told it was running a little late. We all waited patiently to disembark but were told that there was a little trouble docking due to swell…. For a few horrible minutes, we thought we were all going to Shetland! Eventually, the boat managed to tie up but the passenger gangway could not be connected. We had to wait for the cars to come off before MV Hrossey spilled foot passengers from its gut.

Disembarking from the Hrossey (Peter Fay)

Finally, I arrived home, 43 and half hours late!

There was only one problem…. my car was still at the airport. As soon as I walked into the airport, all the planes were cancelled!

Shovelling

Oh dear. Airport closes again.

The moral of this story: Never travel on a plane with NK!

Next journey: Orkney to Inverness by ferry and car. Wish me luck!

Winter Water

2010-12-12T22:30:00.002Z

Today we got out in our boats for a nice wee paddle at the barriers. The Churchill Barriers were built during the war by Italian prisoners of war and block four entrances to Scapa Flow. The weather was very calm, although what wind there was was a cold northerly. We launched from the west side of Barrier One and headed down to Barrier Three.
Mackayak
Mackayak and I pootled along at the back at our own speed while the others went on ahead. I gossiped with my friend Nick and also discussed forward paddling with him. We reached the north west of Glimps Holm where there were a few rocks to play amongst.
Glimps Holm
As the others passed round the headland, I got in position to take a few snaps.
Malc and Mackayak
Johnny
Jackie and Nick
We reached the third barrier where we portaged across the barrier and the road and reconvened on the nice sandy beach on the other side. After a spot of lunch, we headed back towards the first barrier, passing by the block ship with mast intact at Barrier Two. Rounding Lamb Holm the bite to the wind was noticeable but we tucked ourselves in under the First Barrier and made our way back to the cars. It wasn't a long paddle but was just right for Peter and his recovering clavicle on a winter's afternoon- daylight is short at the moment!

In the evening, we were back in the pool for the last session with our beginners. We recapped sculling draw and forward paddling before introducing stern rudder and low brace. Everyone did really well. To finish off, we had a game of polo, there were a few capsizes but everyone had fun. A nice end to a fun block.
Oh... and it's not easy to type a blog with a cat sitting on your hands!

Kayak Addiction

2010-12-11T18:42:00.001Z

I think I have a problem. Yesterday I left a works’ Xmas dinner and leaving do to go and play canoe polo. I did finish my dinner first though!

The Orkney A Team have their second round of Division 1 matches this weekend and a few of the team made it along for one final practice. We are also trying to put together the Orkney B Team so it was good for us to practice before Xmas is upon us.

I arrived and was told that because I now could handroll, it was fine to push me in. I protested that I couldn’t hand roll at all, but apparently I had been seen! That’ll teach me to post videos on my blog…..

We had a fun practice tonight. We practiced some skills and then played a game. I got rather passionate and swore at Peter but only because I thought it was a red ball and he was cheekily trying to steal it for the whites. Sorry Peter! Warming up Captain Hairyaker is proud of his fibreglass repairs NK has the ball Reds v. Whites

More winter and more handrolling

2010-12-08T20:57:00.001Z

Yesterday morning brought another deluge of snow, just when we thought the first lot was going to melt. Schools were shut, buses cancelled and roads treacherous. However it was rather beautiful out in my street.

Laverock Road in the snow

Because most of Orkney had ground to a halt due to the weather, there wasn't much going on when we arrived at work so we decided to make a welcoming snowman for any subsequent visitors.

The snowman and his snow makers

After spending far too long in the office in the evening, preparing a poster for the NSGG Conference in London next week, it was time for the KKC pool session.

It was interesting to watch different coaching techniques, some coaches are confident, others quiet and unassuming. Some have been doing this for donkeys years. Observing others made me think about what happens once you have your coaching award. Getting the award in the first place is hard enough but it seems that once you have the 'ticket' it's really important to maintain a paddling CPD to ensure that you continue to develop as both a paddler and a coach, even if you never do another formal coaching or paddling award. As we found when we travelled to Inverness a few weeks ago, a little bit of outside input makes loads of difference to your own approach.

I put lots of effort into thinking about and planning my Sunday night OSKA sessions, thinking carefully how things are done and how best to pass that information on. I probably look a bit hesitant coaching with my notes, but by using them, I know I don't miss anything out. By the time it comes to the Tuesday night KKC session, I am determined to take time working on my own skills. This week, I roped Christina in to look again at handrolling. I was in an easier boat, but I think there is a bit of an improvement. Christina decided to 'pimp my kayak'. See if you can spot it in the video!

I also had a go at the butterfly roll, unfortunately, although YouTube illustrates nicely the start and finish positions, I'm not very sure what happens under the water! Mackayak's assistance is required!

It was still cold outside at the end of the session - Christina was very impressed with Adam's barefoot bravery!

Brrrrr.....

One Hundred (Unsuccessful) Handrolls

2010-12-05T22:08:00.001Z

Today Mackayak booked the pool for a sea boat session. Before we could get in the warm water, there was a small ice issue to deal with. I didn’t fancy sitting on that in my pool clothes!

For some reason I decided that I was going to spend my time in the pool trying to hand roll my Avocet. I must have tried at least 50 times, each of them unsuccessful. That’s about 28p per attempt. I tried to use video analysis on myself but didn’t really get the camera in a good place. It would be good to have some in water coaches or helpers next time.

Everyone seems to have gone a bit hand roll mad round here. I think it’s partly because we need to use handrolls in polo but also it presents a new skill and new challenge to master. The others master much quicker than me and sometimes I wonder if there is any point continuing. I’m definitely a theorist and although I have taken in and understood what I am supposed to do, I seem to find it very hard to translate that into body actions. More than once recently I have considered giving up and going back to knitting.

Mackayak, as ever, was demonstrating to us how things can be done with grace and not force. I will have to get her to teach me the butterfly roll soon, maybe in the pool after Xmas when we are participants and not coaches. She does a lovely static brace in her boat and I was trying to claim this was because she has an Isel with chines as opposed to my Avocet with a round hull but then I found this video of a lovely static brace in an Avocet LV. Another skill to master then…..

Later on in the day we were coaching the new paddlers in the pool again. Tonight we recapped sweep strokes and talked about moving sideways and backwards. As ever there are lots of different things to think about when doing each stroke.

In the deep end, lots of different rolls and handrolls were being tried. The sight of Hairyaker paddling a polo boat with a Greenland paddle illustrates just how many aspects of kayaking there are. Even more to master!

Now, where did I put all my knitting needles? Anyone want to buy a boat?

A winter’s blast

2010-12-04T18:28:00.001Z

This afternoon a few of us had a short paddle in Scapa Bay. One of our party is recovering from a broken collarbone and four ribs so we just wanted to do something gentle. I haven’t broken anything but am so out of condition, a short paddle sounded just right to me.

Peter and Johnny set out

The weather in the morning had been sunny and very calm. Although winds were forecast, they had no materialised. We set forth at about 1pm, in calm, if a little grey, conditions, with the rain stopping almost immediately.

Hemp Stack

We decided to head as far as Hemp Stack where we played around taking pictures and video of forward and reverse sweeps to use on the website.

The cameraman

Emerging from behind the shelter of the rocks we found ourselves with an irritating northerly headwind to contend with. This increased in ferocity as we headed home. By the time we landed it was a F5 gusting F7. It had been F3 at most when we left.

Wind after the calm

Although the strong winds were expected, it was an interesting reminder of how quickly conditions can change and how important it is to check the forecast! By the time we landed it was both windy and very wet so I ran away to the warmth of the fire ASAP.

Good to get out and blow off some cobwebs and excellent to see Peter back on the water.

More Polo

2010-12-04T01:01:00.001Z

Tonight was another round of polo training. The Div 1 team, the Orkney Orcas have their second round of matches in a couple of weeks and the B team, (who are not called the Orkney Voles, Peter!) play our first matches in January.

’A’ team captain Hairyaker in a newly repaired polo boat

There were only 8 of us at training tonight but we still made good use of the time, finishing up with an enjoyable game.

I’m not very good at polo but really enjoy playing and am looking forward to the league matches in January. I have offered to take on B team organisation – this of course is a rouse to pick myself!!!

Polo can be dangerous – look what happened to Torquil’s paddle!

More handrolling

2010-11-30T23:51:00.001Z

Tonight was another KKC pool session. Due to the cold weather, snow on the ground and school closures, we had fewer participants than usual. This meant more time in a boat.

I started trying to practice handrolling at the side of the pool but after doing a few, seemed to loose the knack. I got (more) annoyed and gave up.

Having done a little bit of coaching with various people, I had another go in the boat, this time attending ‘Malcolm’s school of handrolling’. Another student had already successfully passed out this evening so it’s clearly the place to go!

Later Malcolm suggested I watch this video. If only I was an activist and not a theorist……

(No) Planes, trains and automobiles

2010-11-30T17:36:00.001Z

Having been down to Inverness for our L2 Development day and our canoe coaching sessions, we had to try and get home to Orkney. With Justin’s help, we got away from Muirtown in good time and got to the airport to return the hire car without a hitch.

Having been delayed by two and a half hours on the journey south, we were suspicious of claims that the plane was running to schedule. We checked on the internet and found that it hadn’t left Sumburgh in Shetland, never mind leaving Kirkwall or arriving at Inverness.Snowy runway

On Sundays we coach the beginners in the pool but the delay on the plane meant that we couldn’t make it. Emergency phone calls were made and the other Orkney L2 trainees were enlisted to deliver our session, having been instructed where to find the lesson plan saved on my computer!

More time passed and after about an hour and a half, we were unsurprisingly told that the plane had been cancelled. We were all booked onto the next available flight which was 9.55am on Monday, then Flybe put us in a taxi and sent us to Nairn to the Newton Hotel, across the road from where we had been staying with Steve and Mags!Newton Hotel, Nairn

The morning did not start well with 4 of the passengers being taken to the airport in a taxi at the appointed 8.15 while the others were left for over 45 minutes. Several calls were made to Flybe and eventually taxis came for the rest of us.

Mackayak looks bored part one – no taxi

Upon arrival at the airport, we were checked in but told there was a delay to our flight. We, of course, looked on the internet and found that it hadn’t left Shetland….

I’m sure the Flybe staff were doing their best but there was a complete lack of information all morning. Everything in the airport was cancelled because the airport had run out of de-icer so we were very sceptical that we would fly at all.

After a while, we decided Plan B was required so we started getting information on buses, trains and ferries.Mackayak tries to get information from the information desk

Just before 12 we were told that the next announcement would be at 1 but we knew that since the train left at 13.59 and we had to get tickets etc that really we couldn’t wait around that long. We asked the Flybe people if they would pay for our train and ferry but they said no because our flight had not been cancelled (even though we were cancelled on Sunday). Instead we asked for a refund (which as yet I haven’t seen) and set forth to Inverness.

Our initial plan was to take the bus to Scrabster but we had a feeling the railway line was more likely to be open than the road so we opted for the train.Means of escape!Well it rhymes with plane… Mackayak looks bored part two – awaiting four hour train journeyInverness Airport ran out of de-icer. This man was keeping Scotrail moving with only a brush and a can of Car Plan de-icer! The line to Thurso

Scotrail should be commended for running their train in difficult conditions with only a half hour delay. The guard on the service was also extremely helpful and contacted Northlink Ferries to tell them he had a train load of ferry passengers and could they hold the boat if necessary….

When we finally made it to Thurso, there was no sign of our taxi, but we found one going the right way and got to Scrabster in good time for the boat. Phew! Once on the boat, it was time for a well deserved drink. Mackayak stops looking miserable! You can count on Northlink!!!

After a pleasant crossing we finally made it to Orkney where a taxi awaited to take us home to Kirkwall (after I’d retrieved my car from the airport of course…) Hamnavoe in Stromness

4 Brave souls

2010-11-30T16:48:00.001Z

Having decided to attend the UKCC L2 Development Day in Inverness on Saturday, Mackayak and I thought we would make use of our Sunday to get in some canoe coaching.

We were very kindly helped by our friend Eleanor MacDonald from the Inverness Club who did a wonderful job of finding us some people to coach. Thank you!

Our first hurdle of the morning was getting from Nairn, where we had been put up by Steve and Mags, to Inverness where we were doing our coaching. Mackayak makes use of the Young Drivers of Canada award NK driving The A96

Taking it slowly, we got to Inverness without incident and made our way to the Muirtown Basin. We weren’t sure if anyone would want to come out when it was so cold!Brrr…..

Justin, who was at the L2 day with us on Saturday, had by this point asked to join in so we were able to get access to the Scout Hut for shelter and warm drinks using his keys.

We were surprised to find that 4 brave souls had turned up at the Basin ready to be coached and were even more impressed when one rang to say she was coming across town in a taxi because her car had frozen shut.

We split the day into 4 sessions, giving all three of us a chance to coach. I started off by talking about paddling forward in a tandem boat, thinking mainly about shaft angle, blade exit and trunk rotation. When we started to get cold, we all headed in doors with our paddles to recap what we had done on the water. Andy the Canoe Ninja in his getaway vehicle

After a few minutes break, Justin took over and started his session on turning a tandem boat from the comfort of the Hut. We then all headed outside where the heavens opened! Justin talked about using sweep strokes, draw strokes and prys to help turn the boat when static before talking a little about turning on the move.

Justin coaches – all that snow had fallen during his session!

After a welcome retreat into the Hut for lunch, I did another session on solo forward paddling. We discussed trim (with no wind) before reiterating what we had learnt in the morning about the forward paddle stroke. Because we were now in solo boats, we introduced the correction phase of the stroke using J stroke and emphasised getting the paddle shaft vertical and parallel to the centre of the boat. We also discussed how edging the boat helps achieve the most efficient forward paddling stroke and there were some lovely edges on show by the end of the session.Mackayak thinks about solo turning

The final session of the day was from Mackayak and was on turning a solo boat. There weren’t enough boats for me so I observed from the shore. Because there was now a stiff breeze, Mackayak talked again about trim. She then moved on to sweep strokes and broke them down into several phases and used self-check and reciprocal coaching. I was too far away to hear exactly what was happening so I can’t give a very good appraisal (sorry). Solo turning with Mackayak

We were really impressed that all four of our coachees had stuck it out for the full day, as the weather was very cold and at times very inclement.

The day was exceedingly useful for us as coaches and was very beneficial to us. We hope that those we coached found the day as equally useful and did, at least, learn something!

Thank you to Sharon, Andy, Angus and Dan for braving the cold and allowing us to get out and coach, to Eleanor for sterling organisational work and to Justin for all his help, especially when we ran off at the end of the day to catch the plane!

L2 Development Day

2010-11-30T15:36:00.001Z

If you have been reading this blog over the last year, you will know that Mackayak and I have been wrestling with the beast that is the UKCC Level 2 coaching qualifications. Although we have done heaps of sea kayak coaching in the pool and over the summer, the award requires equal proficiency, and ability to coach, in both double bladed and single bladed craft. Thus we have to canoe. But on Orkney we only have access to one canoe and it’s always windy… Problem!

This weekend we made the journey from Kirkwall to Inverness to attend a L2 support day where we could discuss our difficulties and get assistance from an experienced coach. As the opportunities for us coaches to get coaching in Orkney are non-existent, we jumped at the chance to attend. Our coach (and host) for the day was Mags Duncan, a level 5 coach based in Nairn. Mags finds a sheltered corner to coach in

We were joined on the day by Justin Grant from the Inverness club who is also primarily a sea kayaker and who we know from Paddle Orkney ‘09 last year.

Canoe training and coaching were at the top of the list so that was the focus of the day. It was blooming freezing at Muirtown Basin in Inverness so we did lots of indoor and outdoor sessions making sure everyone kept warm.“Well at least it isn’t frozen over”

We started the day discussing L2 and at one point I nearly gave up and cried because it all feels so unachievable. However, after a bit of encouragement from Mags and some time out on the water, I felt a bit better and am hopeful that one day I will actually pass assessment!Mackayak paddles along

Mags worked with us on our canoe skills and we discussed lots of ways to break things down so that we could coach them effectively. Markers and flags!!! Block, random and varied practice. Coach centred, recipricol, self check, guided discovery…….

All in all it was a really useful day and really helpful to meet up with someone else going through the same process and to be able to mine Mags for information! Justin

Now if I can just get in 10 hours of canoe coaching, I can sit assessment. Then it’ll be on to 4*, moderate water endorsement, L3, L5…….. Or maybe it’s all just a pipedream?

Forward Paddling

2010-11-21T23:50:00.001Z

Tonight we were working with the beginners on their forward paddling. We talked about all the different aspects involved in the stroke – lots to think about! (Please point out all my mistakes!)

Albert works on his stroke Mackayak demonstrating Susan gives it a go

Everyone did really well and their forward strokes had really improved by the end of the session.

We finished the session with a game of sort of canoe polo. Who’s idea could that have been?

Mackayak also took a bit of time to think about her single blade coaching for next week.

‘Where’s the other blade?!’

Polo Friday

2010-11-20T21:00:00.001Z

Last night was another polo training session. I didn’t play very well but still enjoyed it.

Playing at the pool

2010-11-16T23:02:00.001Z

Tonight was another KKC pool session. I’ve had a hectic and stressful day today presenting a paper at an archaeology conference in Kirkwall so it was good to get into the pool for some messing around.

I started off at ‘Malcolm’s school of handrolling’ and with some encouragement and fine coaching, managed a few handrolls. I quit while I was ahead.

Later I practiced a few rolls and took myself to a quiet corner to practice handrolling without the pressure of Adam watching! I feel a bit queasy now though!

Kayaking tonight was fun!

Malcolm’s School of Handrolling

Mackayak Masterclass

2010-11-15T21:45:00.001Z

Today Mackayak booked the swimming pool for a sea boat session as she was champing at the bit to get wet again.

A few of us joined in and got wet ourselves. Mackayak demonstrated her usual grace in her boat, I flailed around a lot.

Mackayak gave some tips to the other participants who were just as successful if not as graceful.

Later on we coached the beginners at the pool. We introduced the boat, practised capsizing and got them paddling around. At the end we tried some boat balancing. I think it went OK but it’s hard to judge your own coaching.NK gesticulates! (photo Malc) Paddle like this! (Photo Malc)

Mackayak has written a fine summary of the day on her blog

No grumpiness allowed!

2010-11-09T23:11:00.001Z

Tonight was another KKC pool session. It was busier than last week which meant less time in a boat.

I started with some rolling……NK rolls the polo boat

Then took butterfly roll and static brace lessons from Mackayak……Mackayak demonstrates static brace

Watched Christina do some exercises………The queen of polo

Then finished off at ‘Malcolm’s School of Handrolling’ once again. No Christina, this is not my meerkat impression!Hmmm….. Almost up

My handrolling was much poorer than last week. I think I need to move my body further to the side in the set up and make sure I really push with the right foot as I come up. More practice needed!

Now that wasn’t too negative now was it?!

Banks and Boats

2010-11-09T19:39:00.001Z

In my real life, I am an archaeological geophysicist based in the Archaeology Department of Orkney College. Recently, my colleagues have been working on a Neolithic burial tomb at Banks, right on the southern tip of South Ronaldsay. The site was found during works to level a car park so this is a rescue excavation trying to uncover as much as possible with very limited time and resources. The excavation finishes tomorrow so today we got the chance to visit the site with the County Archaeologist.Happy Trisha in her hole Excavating one of the chambers The extent of the siteAnother chamber

You can find out more about the excavation by watching the daily video blogs here.

While I was at the site, I couldn’t help but stare at the sea. It was amazing after the recent storms we’ve had. At first I thought it looked like a good surf spot but I think in hindsight, you would get completely mashed!Waves

The sea was really hammering in against the cliffs. I said to my friend I wished I was a good enough paddler to be out in that. She said anyone who thought about going out in that must be mad. Errmmmm………Hammering in from the south

Novice Paddler

2010-11-07T21:03:00.001Z

After several months of not paddling on any trips, today I made the effort and went along. I don’t know what put me off paddling, I think I tried to do too much and burnt out. My enthusiasm for paddling dwindled to nothing which was very strange indeed.An unusual sight

Having not paddled for so long, I knew I would hold everyone up and that I wouldn’t manage to do too much, so I requested a short paddle going with the wind. We plumped for Sandwick to Moi Geo in South Ronaldsay. When we arrived at Sandwick, the wind had really picked up and seemed to be coming straight into the shore. I had to confess that I didn’t think I’d manage into the wind, so we decided to go to the east side instead. Dennis explores the coastMalcolm and Ansgar Malcolm below the cliffs

We launched from Pool of Cletts with the intention of heading to Windwick Bay. This is one of my favourite pieces of coastline, some what geologically different to other places, giving interesting caves, tunnels, stacks and rocks.

We were going to paddle south so we knew that we would have to go into the wind to begin with, but hoped for shelter under the cliffs.Tunnel in

Tunnel out

Turning the corner to Windwick meant we were going straight into the wind. It was HARD work! I was glad of a rest…Malcolm, half dead NK and Dennis stop for lunch

After lunch we set off for home. From no where, a significant wind chop had built up, or as Malcolm put it ‘there’s a bit of a swell on’. Fortunately, the now increasing wind was either behind us or coming from the side so it wasn’t a struggle to paddle against, but the large steep seas were very off putting. I was OK, but found myself tensing up, when I knew that was the worst thing to do. More than once I thought I was going in.

In order to add a bit of spice to the proceedings and to make sure my ‘first’ paddle was a memorable one, Dennis decided to throw himself in and test our rescue and leadership skills in more challenging conditions. After strong direction from Ansgar and a bit of a team effort, we got Dennis back in the boat and sorted out.

We were then blown in towards the shore, landing just before twilight. A memorable paddle indeed!

Guy Fawkes and Greenland Paddles

2010-11-07T19:44:00.001Z

Friday the 5th November was Guy Fawkes Night which meant that last night was the Rotary Club bonfire and fireworks display. For anyone not in the UK, here’s a Wikipedia link to what it’s all about.The Bonfire Fireworks Fireworks

Earlier in the day, Mackayak and I planned our progressive pool training schema so that we could get it up on the OSKA website and let participants know what to expect. I have recently been allowed to edit the training and coaching pages so I thought I better do something!

In the afternoon Mackayak and I reconvened at Scapa for a bit canoe practice, however, Mackayak decided she missed her sea boat too much so left me to canoe myself. Greenland practice

I pootled about in the canoe for a while thinking about different paddle lengths and also tried to work on paddling on my left side. I wasn’t out for long, maybe an hour or so, but I really felt I had achieved something with my time, feeling far more comfortable on the left. Maybe this was because there was very little wind for a change?Did you bring the instruction manual? How not to canoe

After a while, we thought we would go on an exciting ‘journey’ from the south side of the pier to the north side. On our travels we came across a friend with his home made Greenland paddle. It was really nicely made, although one would hope so given his career!

Oooh, Greenland paddle!

By this point, the water and air had been declared as blooming cold so there was a lack of enthusiasm for getting wet. However, we were very keen to have a Greenland rolling demonstration so our friend duly obliged. I was then offered a shot in the green boat, which I have never tried. Feeling enthusiastic due to my new drysuit seals and with renewed confidence having achieved some pool session goals, I thought I would try a roll with the GP paddle too.

Future targets

2010-11-06T12:57:00.001Z

And all I want is one bombproof roll and one bombproof handroll!!!

A new collar and cuffs

2010-11-05T23:58:00.001Z

This week I sent my drysuit off for a trip to North Wales to get mended by Rubberman. I think I’ve had my suit for nearly 2 years and the rubber had really begun to perish recently – I’ve already had my latex feet replaced with neoprene ones. I sent the suit off on Tuesday lunch time and had it back by this afternoon, complete with new cuffs and neck seal. Excellent service indeed!

Will my head fit through??

Tonight was another polo session. We’re back to Friday night training now that KKC pool sessions have started again on Tuesdays.

Tonight we did some dribbling drills, work on passing before playing a game.

Ready to play

Team talk Guarding the goal Fighting for the ball ‘Kathleen’ with a lovely pair…

Fund the Orkney Canoe Appeal! Buy Mackayak's old sea kayak!

2010-11-04T12:33:00.003Z

Mackayak is still trying to sell her old sea boat. See it here!

Positive Pool Practise

2010-11-02T23:45:00.005Z

Tonight was the first of the KKC pool sessions. Rather selfishly, I have decided that since I am coaching at the OSKA sessions, I am going to use the KKC sessions for personal development and improving MY skills.
My pool session goals for this year are:

1)    Learn to back deck roll
2)    Learn to roll polo boat properly
3)    Learn to hand roll reliably
4)    Hand roll polo boat

With these thoughts in mind, I started the session by jumping in the polo boat (thank you Hairyaker) and doing some hip flicks at the side of the pool. I was a bit reluctant to try and roll it after my appalling attempts during polo practise a few weeks ago but I gave it a go and happily succeeded. I was thinking about a back deck roll as I did it but I think I currently have a weird hybrid roll so I must work on tidying that up.     NK gets to grips with the polo boat

My next aim was to work on my handrolling. I want to learn to hand roll for playing canoe polo, but am interested in the art of handrolling as another kayak skill.

Mackayak has spent a lot of time this summer working on handrolling her sea boat which is no mean feat. We are not sure how she manages to be so graceful, I shall have to get her to teach me after Christmas.

Last roll of summer from Mackayak on Vimeo.

Tonight I attended ‘Malcolm’s School of Handrolling’. After several failed attempts, thanks to Malcolm’s patience I managed several hand rolls so I was quite chuffed with that. Thanks Malcolm!

Since it’s getting late I’ll end this post with Malcolm’s demonstration…..

Enforced Canoeing

2010-10-31T20:17:00.001Z

Little car

At the moment we are trying very hard to do everything needed to complete our UKCC Level 2 coaching. There are two things we really need to work on, improving our canoe skills to 3* standard and logging 10 hours of canoe coaching. Today we decided we should get some hours on the stick. However we aren’t really canoe fans….Bonnie Kirkwall Bay

We don’t like canoeing for the following reasons:

1) It’s always windy!

2) It’s always windy!

3) It’s always windy!

So we tend to struggle finding somewhere to go with the one (broken) canoe to which we have access. Today we headed for the marina, to which we had kindly been granted access. The Kirkwall Marina

Today we headed into the marina for a couple of hours of practice.Mackayak does some solo practiceNorthern Kayaker comes back from Cromwell RoadPootling round in the Halloween sunshine

We paddled in tandem for a while before taking turns doing some solo practice. I tried hard to work on paddling on my left side and getting a nice rhythm with my j strokes. To finish off, we went tandem again and took a tour of the whole marina, even peeking our nose out of the shelter of the harbour.Mackayak looks north towards the open seaPassing some of the local fishing fleet

Today we had a bit of an opportunity to try and get comfortable again in an open boat, however, all too soon it was time to go home, the clocks changed today and sunset was at 1623. Winter is certainly on the way.

Autumnal Evenings

2010-10-28T22:55:00.004+01:00

Well, autumn is definitely here and pool sessions start next week. I’ve been thinking of my goals for this year:
1)     Learn to back deck roll
2)    Learn to roll polo boat properly
3)    Learn to hand roll reliably
4)    Hand roll polo boat
I had lots of ambitions last year and many of them remain unfulfilled so perhaps I have to lower my expectations.
Over the winter, we are going to try and do all the necessary shenanigans to complete UKCC Level 2 but I’m not sure we’ll manage – I’ve already had an extension to complete. Canoe practice
Once that’s done, I can concentrate on personal skills and prepare for the 4* assessment I’m never going to be good enough to take….
4* training
Being Autumn also means it’s time for yoga. I think that doing yoga, especially the seated twists is excellent for kayakers and I keep telling my coachees to sit up in the boat like they’re doing yoga. This probably makes me sound even more daft than usual!

The gathered cars and kayaks at PO’09

We are about to start organising Paddle Orkney 11 which is the follow on event from Paddle Orkney 09. I hope that as well as the coached sessions and trips, we can also have morning yoga in preparation. We will all have to learn to do ‘boat pose’!
Boat pose
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Canoe Polo

2010-10-20T18:17:00.001+01:00

You know it’s the end of summer when pool sessions and canoe polo training start. We’ve been training for a few weeks now, with the A team preparing for their first series of division 1 matches at the weekend.

We started the evening with a warm up followed by some passing and possession drills. After a bit of rest, we played an extended game. The teams were pretty mixed so everyone had fun! I brought my mother along as official photographer and I think she enjoyed the experience, although I wasn’t impressed when she indicated she wanted me to demonstrate a roll… (oh the pressure!)

Later we reorganised the teams with the A team players who were in attendance on one team and the rest of us on another. Needless to say, this match was little more one sided….

This year we are also going to have the Orkney B canoe polo team which I have volunteered to look after. I put out an appeal for players but so far only have 2!- Come on guys (AND GALS!), you know you want to!

Christina and I would really like to see a ladies team but as yet we don’t have enough woman players. We were really excited last night when a new woman joined in – maybe we’ll get 5 women yet!

In the meantime, good luck to the A team!

Level 2 Mentoring

2010-10-10T20:44:00.001+01:00

Today was a chance for Kristian, Peter and myself to be observed offering a coaching session. We had a happy band of volunteers and choose to coach moving sideways, changing direction and changing momentum.

We also had plenty of time to have a play in the open canoes, 2 of which Mark had brought with him from the SCA.Open boat rescue Kristian coaches Experimenting in the open boats Coaching Kate finds a prize!

It was an enjoyable day and really good to get some feedback on our coaching and also to get more experience in open boats. At the end of the afternoon Kate even found a participant for our forth coming duck race!

Thanks to Mark McKerral for coming up and delivering the LTPD and club development workshops and for helping us further along the road to Level 2 coaching.

Back on the water

2010-10-09T19:17:00.001+01:00

Well… It’s been a few months since I last blogged. I’m afraid I suffered a bit of a burn out earlier in the year and haven’t really been in a boat all summer. Now polo season has started, I was persuaded back into the (warm) water and today I sat in my sea kayak as part of a LTPD and club development workshop.

Peter and Dennis take advantage of the SCA canoes Peter, Kye and Kate discuss what evil tasks they can set the kayakers Ansgar with Mark McKerral who delivered the course

In the morning we discussed LTPD and how it related to what we do as clubs. Then it was out onto the water to look at Cross-Stream Challenge and Paddle Power. We set each team different tasks using the published cards and it was a fun learning experience for adults!

In the afternoon we discussed Club Development and the ways in which we would like to take our clubs forward.

Then it was time for cake!

Antje cake!

It was only fitting that Antje herself cut the cake!

An enjoyable and useful day and maybe the shove I need to get out there again…..

Norge

2010-06-13T13:38:00.001+01:00

I returned last Wednesday from our paddling trip to Norway. We went on a paddling exchange trip with BSI Padling in Bergen. We had a great week of trips experiencing different aspects of the country from small islands to the enormous scale of the fjords.

I have tried to make some maps of our trips from the best of my memory which are here. Hopefully more photos to follow although I didn’t take many due to the loss of my camera in the drink.

Too busy paddling, no time for blogging

2010-05-14T16:57:00.000+01:00

Yes! I am still alive and still paddling!

You can tell that the 'summer' has begun because paddling is taking over my life. On Tuesday I help coach the juniors or go on an OSKA paddle, on Wednesday we coach our adult group, on Thursday it's KKC paddle night, Friday is canoe polo, Saturday is adhoc paddling and Sunday is OSKA paddling day. So only really Monday off then. Because I'm so busy paddling I've not got much time to write about paddling but I'll try and write more when I can.

In the meantime, enjoy paddling!

First (official) trip

2010-05-02T18:11:00.001+01:00

Thursday was the first official Thursday evening paddle for Kirkwall Kayak Club. A few of us met at the carpark where it was decided we’d go down to the second barrier. Peter sets off

First of all, we pootled around the blockships, the low water allowing us to get right inside some parts. Around the blockship mast

The blockships were sunk in the narrow entrances to Scapa Flow before the Churchill Barriers were built. The barriers are solid causeways that completely hinder access to the flow through the eastern entrances. Rockhopping

Further up the coast we engaged in a spot of rock hopping, again making use of the low tide.

After a while we headed back to the blockship, where Peter was determined to land at the mast and claim it as his own. Peter and Neil claim the blockship as their own

The evening ended with a lovely sunset before we made our way back to the cars with a quick roll to finish off.

Fine sunset over the barrier

4* Frolics

2010-04-17T21:07:00.001+01:00

A couple of weeks ago I travelled to Skye to undertake 4* training with Gordon Brown. The weather when i arrived in Skye was perfect, pity about the low pressure than came in over night……The weather started OK…..

The first day of training was spent indoors doing tidal planning and navigation work while the wind howled and the rain poured. On arrival back at the tent, it was at an ‘interesting’ angle so I retreated to a warm and dry B and B.

The second day of training was spent at Armadale where we did blind leading around the skerries and played in and around some interesting gaps and rocks.The Armadale to Mallaig ferry

The next day we visited Kylerhea where the tide was still noticeable despite it being neap tides. We did loads of wet work trying to stand up in our boats and getting out in very awkward places.The Kylerhea community owned ferry http://www.skyeferry.co.uk/

Thursday and Friday were 4* assessment, I chickened out of doing my assessment but decided to guinea pig while I had the chance. I enjoyed playing the unconscious casualty! Casualty landing

After all that excitement, I went back to my parents house (via B and Q). The weekend weather was great again and I spent Sunday helping my friend with an open boat session in Inverness.Eleanor in full flow Open boat x rescue

Back home, Tuesday night was an induction evening for club trips. Despite the calm conditions, unfortunately several of us inadvertently capsized and had to be rescued. Jackie rescues Peter

The view from above

2010-03-27T17:22:00.001Z

Scapa weather

This afternoon was not an afternoon for paddling, instead I went to Mull Head in Deerness for a walk. The path around the top of the cliffs follows a well kent kayak route but everything looks different from above. The Gloup

The path first makes its way to above the Gloup where there is a viewing bridge allowing you to look down over the waterfall. From above it looks vast and impressive. The seas beyond the Brough of Deerness

Next passed is the Brough of Deerness. This was once an important early medieval settlement and is covered by the foundations of houses and workshops. The church was excavated a while ago and this has been restored partially. To reach the brough, there is a steep path from the mainland down to the sea and up the other side. Earlier in the year some friends of mine worked on the most recent excavations here, carrying tools and equipment up and down wasn’t fun and I only had to do it twice! I didn’t visit the brough today but instead looked wistfully at the seas beyond.

From the top of the cliff, I got a better view of some of the local residents. Gulls on the cliffs

I carried on my walk and soon rounded Mull Head itself. After a few hundred metres further, I found myself looking down into a familiar lunch spot. The tide was clearly out today and the tunnel access to the beach was high and dry. Lunch spot

I could have carried on my walk to the Covenanters Memorial but instead took the shorter route back towards the car. I’ll save a trip to the memorial for another day.Covenanters Memorial

I did see anyone apart from a farmer in his tractor during my walk but I did happen across a pair of ‘paddlers’……Winter visitors

The Lonely Lomo Boot

2010-03-22T18:56:00.001Z

For some time I have had only one Lomo boot which really wasn’t very useful. I searched high and low but its friend was never discovered and I had given up all hope of finding it again. Eventually I gave in and bought a new pair. However after our paddle yesterday, a lomo boot was spotted inside a lobster pot by the side of the road. It was the missing boot! Discovered at least 7 months since it was lost! The boots are now reunited and very happy they are too. Happy boots!

Yesterday we paddled around Deerness in the east mainland from the fantastic slip at Newark to the beach at Halley. Although on Friday we had a huge westerly storm, there was still a bit of sea on the east side. Rather than a slow easy swell, there was a fair amount of clapotis around coming off the cliffs. I did a little bit of rock hopping, getting right into the soup on one occasion (brace, brace, brace……). We carried on up the coast and made our way to The Gloup. Under the waterfall at the back of the Gloup

We then carried on northwards towards Mull Head, pausing beneath the Brough of Deerness for a quick snack. Once we rounded Mull Head the swell and clapotis lessened considerably.Ansgar and Jackie rounding Mull HeadCathy off Mull Head

We rounded the head and then made our way to a beach in one of the geos reached by a tunnel. Often the end of this is difficult to get through but the high tide made it easy for us to pass all the way through. Tunnel

After a warming cup of tea, we had a good run back to Halley where we spotted the famous missing boot.

Last night was another sea boat session in the pool. I was rolling OK but I still don’t feel bombproof. I suppose all I can do is keep practicing…… Malcolm tries out Mackayak’s Isel

More indoors

2010-03-20T20:21:00.001Z

Last night was another rock and roll Friday night with us having another sea boat session in the swimming pool. My roll started off badly when I tried to use an extended paddle but failed miserably. After being instructed that I needed to give things a bit more oomph I duly did so and the roll improved greatly. I practiced with extended paddle, hand by the blade and normal screw roll position and was happy with my progress. Until Sunday…… NK in the pool

Conditions in the pool were a whole lot better than conditions outside yesterday, Scapa Pier looked a little different from last weekend. Strangely, we were neither out in kayak or canoe in those conditions!A few waves at Scapa Pier – Photo PJF from OSKA galleryA much calmer sea

Not a day for paddling

2010-03-19T14:22:00.000Z

'nough said.

Alien Craft

2010-03-14T22:39:00.001Z

This weekend saw us take to a different craft than our usual sea boats when we undertook an open canoe course with Biscuit from Beyond Adventure who literally came for a flying visit to Orkney. The view from my boat

The new coaching and star awards now require an open boat element so it was essential for me as a level 2 trainee to get more practice. 4 others are about to do their level 2 training so we had a good bunch all ready to get more canoe experience, together with one novice canoeist who jumped at the chance to try something different.

Saturday saw us have to use the very strong wind as we tracked the boats up the beach to a slightly more sheltered spot at Inganess. We managed to do some tandem and solo work and got a lot more done than the forecast suggested it was going to allow. The wind was pretty strong and we had to work hard to go against it but had fun being blown back towards the cars at the end of the afternoon.Coaching point discussions (and a rest for weary ankles) -MackayakReceiving a masterclass - Mackayak

Today the wind was slightly less and coming from the north so we went to the other side of the pier at Scapa a warm up and skills practice in the morning . Mackayak shows off her J-strokes Neil trims his way up wind while a tug tows fenders into Scapa Flow

All morning rumours circulated that we might undertake a canoe journey in the afternoon and sure enough after lunch, it was suggested that we might paddle from Scapa to Holm Village. Having organised the shuttle, we set off in earnest, several of the sea kayakers not sure about undertaking such a familiar trip in such a different kind of boat. After the first mile or so, with the wind behind us, we had a go at rafted sailing using some tarp, paddles and odd rope.Setting off in earnest for Holm Rafting upUnderway The mighty craft- Mackayak

We sailed most of the way to Holm, breaking the raft when we neared St Mary’s and turned up wind for the final part of the trip. Happy canoeists arrive in Holm Canoe at Holm

Our afternoon trip

Everyone seemed to enjoy their canoeing experience and I think the weekend was a success, despite the Orkney wind!

Bring on those following seas!

2010-03-11T20:43:00.001Z

FINALLY! I have managed to fix my skeg. A trauma it was, an epic even, but eventually after having the end of the wire angle grinded off again I succeeded in mending it. Thank heavens for that! It works!!!

It’s warmer indoors….

2010-03-10T17:47:00.001Z

Last night was another session in the swimming pool. I split my time between my own skills practice in a boat and coaching the youngsters for the Paddlepower Passport. Studying the Paddlepower booklet

Coaching the youngsters is rewarding when they execute tasks well, I wish I had learnt to paddle when I was their age. I was most impressed at their commitment to their low brace support strokes. They asked if they should try to capsize then bring themselves up just before they did. Goggles were duly put on and one girl even fell in! Bank based coaching

My own time in a boat was spent practicing rolls on both sides and trying to hand roll. My in boat rolling was fine and I tried to concentrate on a good finish position and tried to keep my head where it was meant to be! “I will be finishing this roll in the high brace position”

My hand rolling was less successful but I did manage a few rolls. I was most pleased at the end of the session when I managed to hand roll on the off side first time. Hand rolling (or trying to)

Mystery kayakers spotted!

2010-03-09T17:16:00.001Z

Do you drive a small red car? Are you in Orkney? Are you paddlers? Mysteriously, while battling with the continuing saga of My Broken Skeg and Other Kayak Tales, I spotted a small car with two sea kayaks on the roof down the street. Now, normally this wouldn’t be odd at all, a whole manner of vehicles with kayaks on/in/behind them regularly appear in my street but I didn’t know who these people were. I ask you! A paddler, in Orkney, who I don’t know? Whatever next?!

Anyway, whoever the mystery people were, it is certainly a lovely day for a paddle and I wish I’d got my wits about me earlier and arranged an early evening trip after work. Evening sunshine over Kirkwall

Sunday night saw another pool session, this time without sea boats. I was there to coach but as many of the attendees didn’t make it, I took the chance to jump in a boat myself.

Well, in a small pool boat my roll is fine, dare I say bombproof, and I happily rolled away on both sides in the little white boat. I tried to slow things down and tried to make a point of bringing the head up last. Then I tried a few hand rolls, inelegantly but effectively.

Maybe I’ll fair better on Friday with my sea boat in the pool again?

East facing strata

2010-03-08T23:15:00.001Z

Yesterday we decided to visit Rerwick by leaving from Inganess Bay and continuing on to the Hall of Tankerness. The first part of the paddle to Yinstay Head was a rather dull open water crossing but at least there were a few caves to see at the head. Peter at Yinstay

We then crossed over towards Rerwick Head where we stopped for a break on a small beach. After our repast we carried on round the corner. The east facing coast, despite being somewhat sheltered by Deerness, the most eastern part of mainland Orkney, still gets battered enough by the winter storms to boast some great caves and passageways.Dennis at Rerwick

One of the best tunnels is know as the Hole of Roe. This is perhaps 50m long and is great fun. Jackie passes through the Hole of Roe

The last section of the paddle gave me a chance to practice my forward paddling as we headed towards the pier at Hall of Tankerness. I think this was probably built in the days of the herring fisheries but sees little activity these days.

Warm water rolling and cave exploration

2010-03-06T18:49:00.001Z

Last night we had another sea boat session in the swimming pool. I didn’t realise I was an attendee until about an hour before so had no time to stress. I got in my boat and I rolled it but it was heavy and awkward and I felt I was muscling it up. Then it failed. Confidence drained and I thought I was never going to get a bomb proof roll. Luckily, amongst the spectators was a fine coach and he had my number straight away. “Go and roll with an extended paddle and get the feeling of sweeping round and your head coming up last”. So I went away and took hold of my blade in one hand and swept, then I did it again… and again… and again… then I moved my hand to the other end of the blade and swept again… and again… and again… The feeling of the head coming up last and the correct finish position clicked again so when I took the plunge and tried a roll with normal hand position it was effortless and smooth. Now I’m itching to get back into the pool and to try again.Sea boats lurk in the undergrowth

Today we paddled from Dingieshowe to Howes Wick east of Holm. It was a stretch of coastline that I hadn’t seen all of and had only visited occasionally. It was a fine day for some cave exploration with only a little bit of swell around. The first problem was getting the boats to the water. Then there was the problem of getting to the key in order to lock the vanWhere’s the key?

Soon, however, we had shuttled and organised and were on the water. The caving opportunities did not disappoint. We explored several tunnels and passages, a particularly fine example being Notster where a large cave leads to a passage through the headland.Exploration

Nearing the end of our trip, we reached the Roseness Gloup. We debated whether we knew its proper name before deciding that since it was a gloup and was in Roseness, Roseness Gloup is as good a name as any. “It’s dark in here”Opening to the sky Light at the end of the tunnel

There were several landmarks visible today. We got splendid views over to Copinsay – another trip I must complete and the Roseness Beacon was as conspicuous as ever. I asked my paddling companions if they knew what it commemorates but neither did. A search of the internet suggests no one really knows but it is thought that it may mark a shipwreck and loss of several sailors and was erected at the turn of last century.

Roseness was benign today, but not somewhere I’d want to be in a south easterly.CopinsayRoseness Beacon

The last 2 km back to the car were a killer – broken skeg and beam wind and waves.

A fine wee paddle, as they say.

Snowy Sunday

2010-02-28T22:10:00.001Z

Today there was a cold north wind blowing and my drysuit is currently at the menders. My motivation to paddle was reasonable but the cool wind and potential wet feet put me off somewhat. Instead, I had a long lie in before going for a walk in the afternoon. We decided upon Ward Hill which offers fantastic views of Orkney.Ward Hill

The walk up Ward Hill is not a particularly long one but was hard work in the snow. In places it had drifted to 4 or 5 feet thick and I began to wish I had snow shoes! In the end we picked our way through the heather where the snow had been blown thinnest. We were also walking straight into the brisk northerly- chilly on the ears! Looking towards HoyStromness

As I stumbled through some of the drifts, I was glad that I had my gaiters on. Never did I think I’d need them in Orkney!

The firing range flagpole – NK models her gaiters

Peter looks towards Hoy

Our footprints coming down through the snow

On our way up we saw some old footprints in the snow but more interestingly, we could see that someone had been up onto the moor with cross country skis.

Ski tracks

After our walk, we hot footed it to Stromness to a fine cafe. The Hamnavoe has recently been in winter dry dock and the Hjaltland was sailing the Stromness to Scrabster route. It was unusual to see both ships side by side. Hjaltland and Hamnavoe

Drysuit disaster (and other Sunday adventures)!!!

2010-02-21T18:56:00.001Z

My drysuit has befallen a disaster, I pulled on my latex sock this morning and it split in half! Copious amounts of tape made the situation reasonable but it leaked (wet foot-yuck!).

A poor repair

Today the weather was lovely again so this morning a friend and I took the darkside open canoe for a little trip from Hatston Slip to Hatston pier. We had lots of fun under the pier weaving in and out of the piles which support it. Great practice for steering strokes.

“I’m not sure about this funny boat” NK and Ansgar set off in earnest Under Hatston Pier

After investigating under the pier, positions were swapped and the boat piloted back to the slip. We then had a few goes solo which was fine on the right but not so easy paddling on the left!

Once off the water, it was more or less straight to the rendez-vous for today’s sea trip. We decided to go from Hoxa Head to Sandwick. On our way out we saw the Pentalina coming in. Pentalina

Gun emplacement at Hoxa Head

Hoxa Head was an important place during the war as it marks one of the main entrances into Scapa Flow. Today the remnants are littered about the landscape and many gun emplacements are visible from the sea.

Out on the water, there was a little bit of swell around, but the biggest waves came from the Pentalina. At Hoxa Head we put our noses round the corner to check there was nothing especially good we had missed. Nick amongst the rocks off Hoxa

Heading south, we came to my favourite cave in Orkney – the Altar. This has three entrances and it’s position on the corner of the cliffs make it fun to pass through. Johnny and Peter at the altar Ansgar comes through the altar Nick on calm seas heading into Sandwick

Reaching Sandwick we stopped for a bite to eat while one of the party called on a local paddler. We were soon offered tea and cake and a lift back to the cars. A fine end to a beautiful day.

Sea boat invasion

2010-02-20T09:14:00.001Z

Last night was a chance to get our sea boats in the pool. A chance to practice those rolls without layers of clothing and numb hands. We got special dispensation to have 6 boats in the pool and all six made the most of their time practicing rolls, re-entry and rolls and self-rescues.Sea boat fest

My rolls were as unreliable as they always are in my sea boat, the warm water didn’t appear to help. I think I was on a 50% success rate. Some rolls were perfect, many were not. I think I just have to keep practicing……

Setting up

Demoralised Roller

2010-02-14T14:08:00.001Z

Playing in the wind chop at the end of the pier – photo Mackayak

Today we went for a bit of a pootle at Scapa with some of the newer paddlers and one lady who had never been out on the sea before. We started by poking our noses around the end of the pier before a small group headed across the bay and the beam wind and waves. Skegs were banned so it was an exercise in edging and sweeping – all ended up where they should but those in higher volume boats found it hard work. Arty shot by Mackayak!

Back at the pier, Kye took a small group for coaching on turning while 3 of us headed to the infamous Hemp Stack, punching into the wind and waves to get there. Coming back wasn’t as much fun as it could have been, although I managed to catch a few small waves.

Back at the pier it was time for the usual rolling practice, I managed on my right with extended paddle and then came up on the left with a lack of finesse and a lot of muscle. My third attempt failed. My friend rolled his much wider and more cumbersome boat without effort. The more I practice, the worse I seem to get…… Maybe I should just give up…….

A little bit of a lift

2010-02-13T23:04:00.001Z

Today’s paddle was a short one from Skaill Bay on the west coast, round the corner. Things looked promising as we launched from the bay with no breaking waves on the beach and some smallish waves breaking on the points. As we left the bay and headed round the corner, the Atlantic swell showed its head and it was decided it was best for the group to turn back. Ansgar in the swell

We spent a bit of time on the edge of the waves on the point on the south side of the bay. I wanted to catch a few but it looked a bit too gnarly in there!

Back near the shore, I donned my goggles and did a few rolls, my right side still evading me. Johnny came to the rescue suggesting a few rolls with an extended paddle – they lacked finesse but did the job. Some others practised a few rescues and we tried out each others boats before adjourning to the cars.

Back in real life land, looking into the shed this evening, I found a parcel of a rug and these beautiful flowers. I think kayaker has managed to find kayaker after all…….

Glorious Gairsay

2010-02-12T20:20:00.001Z

Here in Orkney we often have strong winds, to the point that our personal measurement of wind scale differs from the rest of the world. Today, it was not like that. The sun was shining and the smoke curled out of chimneys and hung quietly in the air. I even had to remove a layer under the dry suit……

I wanted to go in search of a peedie bit of swell and was hopefully of a trip to the west coast, however, Mackayak had yet to visit Gairsay because we always make sure we go when she isn’t there (no not really) and since Johnny went there on Wednesday, she asked if he would mind going again. We were of course perfectly happy to oblige.Rousay in the background – photo Johnny

I once went to Gairsay when there was a stiff northerly going against a NW running tide at Springs. It was an experience to say the least. Today, there were no standing waves and although the flow was visible, it wasn’t strong enough to bother us. What was interesting though, was to note how irregularly it flowed through the channel, there were boils and flows and eddies popping up all over the place.

Across and rounding the north of Gairsay, the water was so calm today that I was able to look down on a creel to see if anything was in it!It was too rough for me! – photo Johnny

We rounded Sweyn Holm in a stylish figure of eight movement and saw hundreds of seals before landing for a spot of luncheon. Mackayak had some of that wonderful millionaires shortcake which was just the job. Post lunch, we headed round the south end of the Hen of Gairsay, encountering another area of tide. We skirted across the opening of Mill Bay and headed back towards the farm from where we launched.”Argghhh Harrrghh me harties!” Coming home with pirate spoils – photo Johnny

Before we landed, I had to have a roll. Roll on left good, roll on right failed so finished with another roll on left. I swear, I am going to have to do 4* in the swimming pool!!!

Glorious February

2010-02-07T22:14:00.001Z

The weather today was warm and sunny and the wind had dropped to acceptable levels, so we decided that we would go for a trip. It was the first time for one of the club members out on the sea so we chose a nice journey that would be sheltered from both the wind and any swell.

After some faffing from official group faffer, Peter, 5 of us launched from Holm, only to see a 6th person arrive. We duly waited until he was waterborne before heading off. Waiting for Peter…… Looking dynamic on the water

As soon as we headed around the corner at Holm, we were fully sheltered from the SE wind. There was real warmth in the sun and Jackie got so hot he decided that he would have a quick swim. I’m sure he was just demonstrating a rescue for Malc’s benefit… Come in, the water is lovely!

We carried on winding our way up the coast weaving in and out of the rocks Four paddlers on a calm seaMalcolm clearly enjoying his first trip on the sea”To infinity and beyond”

About half way through the trip, we reached Deepdale where we stopped for tea and cake. Peter also produced a chocolate bell. Yum yum! Are they playing cards?

We explored the cliffs and rocks on the way back to Scapa. There were loads of sea birds evident and it was remarked that they seemed a little early. Although the coast from Deepdale to Scapa is formed of cliffs, there are very few caves to explore. Jackie cavingPeter on glassy seas as the winter sun begins to set

Upon arrival at Scapa, I tried to practice rolling again. Peter was on hand for eskimo rescues which was fortunate because I only managed one roll, much to my frustration. Peter said it looked effortless but it didn’t feel effortless! Later, in the pool, I managed at least 20 perfect rolls on both sides so maybe I should as ask to do my 4* assessment in the swimming pool?!Northern Kayaker tries the famous Anas Acuta as darkness falls

A lovely day for a nice, relaxed trip.

Polo Friday

2010-02-06T11:37:00.001Z

Canoe polo training was loads of fun last night. The evening began with the boys from The Darkside putting up a proper goal to allow us to train properly and we were also given permission to have 10 boats in the pool, allowing us to play 5 a side.After some shooting practice, Graeme and Kristian then began drilling us in various skills, before finishing the evening with a game. Thankfully, despite some shoving, I managed to stay upright this week, however, I still throw like a girl!

A continuing saga

2010-02-03T17:05:00.001Z

Last night was the KKC pool session. I was not too confident about my rolling after my 50/50 showing in the sea yesterday morning. I tried a few rolls on both sides and they were all fine. Strangely though, my confidence did not return with them. After that, I tried a few hand rolls and managed at least a few.

My second turn in a boat was not so good and my roll failed again on the left. I calmed down and thought about it and got it back nicely again on both sides.

Buoyed up by this, I thought I would go out and practice in the sea again today, especially because the wind had dropped and the sun was shining. The first roll was fine but after that, it was again a poor showing. I did at least manage a good roll on both sides but I was disappointed that I lost it again. Roll on left

Roll on right

My friend was on hand to take some video footage of a good right side roll and also a failed left side one. I am trying to analyse what I am doing wrong!

Any tips for better screw rolling always appreciated…..

After my poor rolling attempts, my friend and I went to Stromness for cake and a walk. There was a superb tidal race visible as the tide flowed out of Hoy Sound.

Looking across Hoy Sound to Ward Hill

Although this stretch of water can be treacherous, it is one of the main entry points to Scapa Flow and was thus heavily defended during both wars. The evidence of this is still visible today. Gun emplacement

The settled weather meant the water at Stromness looked calm and inviting but at least I had been in my boat for a little while. Stromness for Ness Point

9 degrees at Scapa

2010-02-02T12:07:00.001Z

Today I thought I’d take the opportunity of having a boat carrying friend visiting to go to Scapa and practice some sea boat rolling. The wind has dropped a bit today but there was still a fairly gusty Northerly coming in. I dressed for emersion.

Dressed to kill

I am a great believer in wind assisted rolling so I started on my good side and thought about my start and finish position. Thinking startThinking finish

The first few rolls were smooth and felt a doddle compared even to a pool boat.

I then tried a roll on my offside and must have been hit by a wave because I fell straight in the other way!

The air temperature was around 1 degree and the sea is reported to be 9 degrees (but it felt colder). As I stayed out, I began to tire and my roll failed me. My hands went numb very quickly in the water and I found it hard to set up for re-entry and roll when I couldn’t feel them.It all starts to go wrongSwimming around in Scapa Bay

I think my head is the problem again, I am sure it is coming up too fast as I was righting myself and falling back in. I shall think more about this in the comfort of a warm pool……

I am remaining positive though – I went out in not flat water, with a stiff wind and I rolled on both sides – it’s a start!

Still stuck indoors

2010-02-02T08:10:00.001Z

I have more or less finished my spare room now. It seemed to be a marathon undertaking.

I keep thinking that there is something missing, but maybe I just need some pictures on the wall.

And a brief reminder of what it looked like before….

Paint and a pool session

2010-01-31T22:09:00.001Z

The weather here is still cold NW winds and snow, so the afternoon was spent continuing to decorate the front bedroom. I was even restrained from my slapdash ways and made to do things properly. Nearly finished now though, only a small section of skirting left to gloss. Is this a kayaker who can do DIY?????Nearly done!

Anyway, after all that excitement, it was time for the OSKA pool session. I wanted to think about handrolling again after last week so had a brief chat to Mackayak about it. Another coach was also there and he gave me some excellent tips and got me handrolling first with a float and then with half a paddle. Up she goes, half paddle rolling

The coach is very, very chilled and makes rolling look both easy and beautiful. His hand roll method was equally chilled and I was pleased when I managed one. As with all rolling, after that it came and went but I was pleased none the less.

My rolling has been not so great lately either, but again a few tips and it felt much smoother again. I thought about the start and the finish positions and got my left side roll back to something I was happy with. Strangely my right side felt smoother – maybe my right side was my wrong side after all?!

I left the pool feeling fairly positive and felt like I achieved quite a lot today. :-)

Gone Soft

2010-01-30T16:27:00.001Z

Another spell of cold northerly weather has hit Orkney this week. Today it has been windy and cold and we’ve had snow, sleet and hail. I must have gone soft cos I don’t much fancy going out in this. Brrrrrr…..

The poor weather has given me a chance to do some things that aren’t kayaking, there is of course the small matter of the house that I bought in June…. This week I have managed to start redecorating the spare bedroom and make a few soft furnishings for my own. Before And after…. Runner and scatter cushions to match curtains.

Back in the world of indoor kayaking, my roll continues to deteriorate. Shouts of ‘I know it makes you feel dirty, but I really think you should lean back’ helped make good a very sorry situation so I wasn’t too disheartened by the end of Tuesday’s session. I also got Graham to try and teach me handrolling for polo, but I didn’t succeed, much to my frustration.

Polo training on Friday was great fun, we trained properly this week, doing drills on all the skills that we’d need in the games. My shooting practice was pathetic, I don’t want to throw like a girl! At the end of the session we had a game. At the very end I was unceremoniously shoved in – dangerous play I say!!!

They’re all essential – honest

2010-01-26T16:49:00.001Z

Being in Aviemore at the weekend meant that we could visit Highland Canoes on Monday morning before we went up for the boat. This was a bad thing as of course I found a number of essential items that I just had to buy…….

I need them all, honest.

The justification goes as follows:

1) Helmet – well I don’t want to get mashed when I go surfing or down a river again

2) Spraydeck- I simply just don’t have a completely neoprene deck and keep getting wet when paddling, especially in surf

3) Buoyancy aid- The one I have is two big and has obtrusive pockets that catch on things when doing self rescues. Mackayak kindly pointed out that I now have three BAs, so I am going to sell one!

Saggy breasted buoyancy aid

Division Two Polo League

2010-01-25T18:22:00.001Z

The purpose of our weekend trip to sooth was for the Orkney team to play in the Scottish Division Two canoe polo league at Glenrothes. Orkney Canoe Polo Team – Peter, Torquil, Graham, Kristian and Colin

Two of the team were coming down by plane so myself and Ansgar were reserve players in case of bad weather. As it was, we were not needed but did make a reasonable camera girl and water boy.

The Orkney team made a good start in the first game of the evening against Scarlet Ladies B, winning by a convincing 4 goals to 2, with Graham Summers scoring all 4 goals for Orkney. Kristian in the thick of it against Scarlet Ladies

The next match was against Stirling University. Orkney showed far more aggression in this game and it was a hard fought match, with Orkney the eventual winners with 5 goals to nil, thanks in the main to Graham and Torquil’s fine shooting. Graham again scored 4 goals and must be a contender for top scorer in the the league. Good defending by keeper Peter

The next team to play were Heriot Watt and this was a really tough match with lots of good hard play. Orkney had one yellow card issued for language but then won a penalty after a dangerous play on Colin, which was successfully taken by Graham Summers.

Unfortunately, Graham then conceded a penalty at the other end of the field which put Heriot Watt back in the lead. The final score was 3, 2 to Heriot Watt, with Orkney’s other goal coming from Kristian Cooper. Orkney win a penalty from this tackle on Colin Graeme converts the penalty into a point for Orkney

The final game of the match was against F.C.A.G coached by Coldwetwater. It was a really good, hard match and Orkney had loads of shots on target which were expertly saved by F.C.A.G. By this point in the evening, Graham had been identified as an excellent long range shooter so he was marked heavily. The opposition played very defensively and it was difficult for Orkney to convert any chances to goals. The final score was 4 – 1 to F.C.A.G with Orkney’s goal again scored by Graham Summers. Orkney (in blue) defend against FCAG

All in all, the Orkney team played very well and thoroughly deserve their place in Division 2.

The Heriot Watt game can be seen below:

I also swam the Tay….

2010-01-24T17:43:00.001Z

Being the hardy northerners we are, we thought we’d squeeze in another river on Sunday morning before the polo league, which was the real purpose of the trip.Ready, steady…..

Kristian decided upon the Tay at Stanley. Two of his mates from sooth also joined us, all the more experienced people to scoop up the swimming novices!

Having now an experience of what river paddling was like, the two river novices rated their confidence at about 10% of Saturday’s level and there was much nervous paddling to begin the day. Ansgar got in his swim early to loosen himself up for the interesting bit, while I waited until slightly further downstream to do a stupid thing and ended up sideways to the wave, which promptly threw me in. I tried a couple of failed rolls which annoyed me greatly.
Hanging around in an eddy while the experts show off Kristian looking cool”Look where I paddled!" Ansgar sets off down the Tay Kristian plays at the weir Ansgar and Peter watching from a safe eddy

After that, I was quite warmed up too and really enjoyed the next section down to Thistlebrig. Because the water was quite high, we had loads of really fun bouncy waves to go over and I wished I had my sea boat (well, I wished I had someone else’s plastic sea boat) with me. The final big wave at the take out was excellent and I was happy when I found myself leaning downstream!

I could have happily gone back to the start to run the whole thing again but we had a canoe polo league to get to…. Chinwagging down stream

The river novices ended the day tired but happy and I think would both like to get more river experience. A big thank you has to go to Kristian for taking us out and being happy to scoop us up when we swam. A special mention has also to go to the 4th member of the party, Peter, who appears to be made of teflon and remained bone dry throughout!

Swimming the Findhorn

2010-01-23T17:21:00.001Z

The month of January has been full of new experiences for Northern Kayaker; surfing, canoe polo and joining the dark side, to name but a few. This weekend was destined to be no different with me experiencing my first two ever river trips.

Saturday saw us tackle a short section of the Findhorn which the book reliably informs me is grade 3 (whatever that means!). Needless to say, I swam twice but rolled once.
Our beloved borrowed van (and Peter’s pyjamas) Kristian post ice assisted seal launchAt least someone knows what they’re doing…. Warming up “PADDLE LIKE F………” Peter- smiling! Kristian plays
As you can see, the water was pretty cold and I was glad of my drysuit, surf hood and helmet. Getting the boats to the put in also involved sliding them down the icy road like sleds which was rather an amusing sight.

When I finally got it into my head that I had to lean down stream, things became easier, but I was a bit disappointed that I only managed one roll in anger. Swimming twice was a bit tiring but I was warm enough in my drysuit and it was really only my hands that were cold.

The parts of the river where I was upright were fun though and I don’t think it put me off river paddling too much……

Going Over to the Dark Side

2010-01-23T01:04:00.001Z

Tuesday saw me join The Dark Side more formally known as KKC and attend their pool session. The kiss of death to the evening came when one of their senior members asked if I could roll OK. Well I could; on Sunday.

Despite loosing my right side mojo, the wrong side was still pretty good, especially when it was suggested I might like to try a back deck roll (now that really was the dark side).

I also spent a bit of time trying to learn the beginnings of hand rolling with Peter. I managed once or twice with a float but will have to practice as it’s a useful skill for polo games.

Tonight was polo practice number two. It was as good as last week, perhaps even better and I had a great time, getting stuck into the play and even managing to score a pretty good goal (probably my only goal of the season).

Last week’s game (and the back of my head) featured in our local newspaper this week. I’m the inconspicuous character in blue.

The papers also carried more on the rescue I alluded to in my last post. The guy tried to land when conditions got too tough but was swept back out to sea from a rock, loosing his boat in the process. Carrying his VHF and mobile phone about his person allowed him to call for help and he was plucked from the water (quite literally) by the coastguard helicopter after about an hour and a half in the water. Needless to say, he expressed his sincere gratitude to the rescue team in both local papers this week, he is lucky to be alive.

7 out of 10 ain’t so bad – post surf pool sesh

2010-01-17T23:16:00.001Z

Tonight I had a few aims for the pool session

1) Roll that pesky red boat a few times and ensure it knows who’s boss

2) Roll pool boat on good side (left) competently and confidently

3) Practice ‘wrong’ (right) side rolling

I managed several OK rolls in said red boat and a few failures too. Getting into the pool boat after that was a doddle. My right side (left) felt comfortable and smooth but sometimes I just lost it.

The wrong side was clunky and I had to exit a few times when I failed to roll. However, by the end of the night I was feeling smooth on the right too, but just not as smooth as on the left. Sometimes I just lost both sides completely and for no apparent reason. When I got out, I made sure I got back in again and ended the evening with a roll on both sides so I went home feeling positive.

I might join The Dark Side and go to their pool sessions too. I want to roll as many times as I can this winter!!!

Big Sunday

2010-01-17T19:06:00.001Z

Today we thought we’d have a kayak surf session as a gale on Friday night had produced some lovely easterly swell. Two of us had been keen to have a go for sometime, especially as the little club boats live with me. We started off at the 4th Barrier and were not quite in the water when a very wise kayaking man turned up and said something along the lines of ‘yur gunnae get f***ing mashed in there’. Nuff said.Big Sunday at the 4th Barrier

We reconvened up the road at the second barrier, where the waves were just right for a couple of hours of wet and wild fun and perfect for novice surfers. Peter and Kristian Kristian, Johnny and Ansgar Peter KristianPeter It’s coming this way…… Peter, Kristian and Johnny heading out back

I caught a few good waves and seemed to do quite a lot of surfing backwards, not necessarily deliberately (although I am claiming it was…). I got a good dunking 3 times, but the second time managed a roll in anger which made me very happy indeed! You can hear my whoops quite clearly in the background.

Fortunately, we were all dressed for the occasion so didn’t mind getting wet and it certainly didn’t dampen our spirits at all. I am not sure that Dennis is going to get his dry suit back anytime soon though…

After a final dunking (with appropriate war cry as illustrated below) and a fine rescue practice from the boys, the proceedings were called to a halt and we made our way back to shore for a cup of hot juice and a fine choccy biccie.

I got home this evening and heard the sound of the coastguard helicopter overhead. A check of the internet told me that Stromness and Kirkwall lifeboats were also launched. The Orkney kayak grapevine informs me that a kayaker had to be rescued by the helicopter off the north coast of the mainland, never good news for anyone.

I put together this video of the day, not very exciting but I like the accompanying tune!

Friday Night is Polo Night

2010-01-15T23:14:00.001Z

The hard men of KKC (otherwise known as The Dark Side) invited us along to play canoe polo on Friday nights and to be part of the Orkney Canoe Polo Squad.

Tonight was the first session and first time I had ever played polo in anger. Talk of face shields, helmets, body armour and gum protectors intrigued me, but I was more scared of the members of the Dark Side than the playing of the game itself. (Well you are very scary!)Into battle (photo Mackayak)

After spending an hour and a half at yoga earlier, I was far too chilled out for competitive sport so I got into character by walking round the house shouting obscenities at the cat in a broad West Lothian accent. Mainly ‘ho you jimmy, gannae nae touch they glesses?’ and ‘did you jist push us in, ya rage? I’ll hae you fur that’

Upon arrival at the pool, we were popped into boats and given some brief instruction on the rules before doing some dribble practice. Dribble practice (photo – Mackayak)

We then played a few games, swapping players throughout so that everyone could get a shot.Trying to learn the game (photo – Mackayak)

I wasn’t very good at the game and I’m not sure how the men felt about having a ‘girl’ on their team. Still, I have to remind myself, I had never played before….

But, I got stuck in with all the energy I could muster and had a whale of a time. It was like being a girl boy scout playing British Bulldogs all over again.

At the end I threw in a roll, just to check I could, unfortunately I then fell in the other way and got so confused I just had to get out the boat. More work needed!

So, I have now taken my first baby steps into competitive kayaking, now, just point me in the direction of the opposition….. ‘see yous, am gannae take this paddle und am gannae……….’

Little and Large

2010-01-13T09:38:00.001Z

Johnny sent Mackayak and I some pics from Sunday. Despite the sun, you can tell the time of year by the hats and gloves on show, not to mention the snow on the hills.

Little Harry, big NK (note matching outfits!!!) (photo - Johnny)Little NK, big cave (photo - Johnny) Little catamaran, big Peter (photo – Johnny)

With winds of 40+ knots forecast for the weekend, it’ll be a while before we have weather like this again…

The Yellow Thing

2010-01-11T13:13:00.001Z

Can someone tell me what this is? I first saw it a few months back and again yesterday.

All photos - Mackayak

Broken Skegs and Tea Loaf Tales

2010-01-10T22:20:00.001Z

After the frustration of breaking my skeg yesterday afternoon, I was up fairly early today to try and fix it. I had never undertaken this operation before but had been given expert instructions from Johnny who can fix or make anything you could think of. Once I found where to stick my 2.5mm alan key, removing the skeg and wire was easy, but the wire was in a sorry state. There’s a kink in my wire

I got out two sets of pliers and tried my best to straighten things out so at least I could get the skeg back up. Straightening it out

Having refitted everything, it was clear that I could get the skeg up, but that it was difficult to get down. There was only one solution, so I got out the drill.Mmmmm, drill……

Being a girl and a lover of pretty things, I found the perfect thing I could tie on to the skeg to pull it down, racing green ribbon.Pretty ribbon

It was then fine to get it back up so at least I could tuck it away nicely until a replacement wire arrives.Tidied away

Mackayak was keen to get out today so a small group rendezvoused in the boat shed. Icy roads were our main concern, as was the easterly wind and swell. We opted for St Margaret’s Hope as it has easy parking and a slip, perfect for getting Mackayak safely to the sea.

We thought we’d head to the Altar which is one of my favourite Orkney caves.

We launched from the Hope and headed to the west side of the bay, having to go round Needle Point as it was then dry. Turning west we had a light breeze behind us as the sun shone. This piece of coast isn’t in itself hugely interesting but today there were fantastic views across Flotta to the hills of Hoy which are still covered in snow (but guess who forgot their camera). Carrying on to the Dam of Hoxa, we were passed by the Longhope lifeboat heading out into the Flow. We could also see ‘the yellow thing’ so we went to investigate. It is yellow, is like a platform and has lots of big gauges, but I still have no idea what it does. Me at the yellow thing – but what does it do?! (photo- Mackayak)Yellow Harry, yellow Mary, yellow thing….. (photo- Mackayak)

We then carried on towards Croo Taing, playing in the small waves as we went. As we started to head towards Hoxa Head itself, we saw the Pentalina catamaran coming in and passed close to a fisherman tending his creels. At the head there was a fair swell around, but as there was no wind, it made it fun to play in. There are quite funny tides around the Sound of Hoxa so I think those may have contributed to the water state. I had lots of fun staying close to the rocks, playing in the rising and falling swell and went to investigate a few caves too.

Reaching the entrance to Widewall Bay, the wind could be seen coming over the Dam of Hoxa and the effects of the tide were visible here too. Conscious of time, Mackayak wisely suggested we turn back for home, with a stop on the way.

Yesterday, I tried making toast with a chef’s torch, only to discover that this was more than useless. Today, Peter whipped out an industrial sized plumbers’ blow torch instead! He had experimented with scones at home and found that the outsides got singed while the middle remained cool but the results were more promising than the previous attempt. Incognito toaster (photo Mackayak)Check out my tea loaf (photo Mackayak)

Although the outsides of the tea loaf did get a little singed, especially when Peter got distracted and set a piece on fire, the result was toast like and tasty. However, we all agreed that there is still room for improvement in the mobile toaster design.

Heading back towards the Hope meant paddling into a head wind, with me cursing my 16’ boat. Eventually we made it over to a more sheltered coast, turning into the Hope as dusk fell. We passed the Pentalina moored to our right and headed towards the lights of the village where the cars were parked.

My best guess at our route

All round a very relaxed and enjoyable trip in good company.

Tonight we had our first pool session of the new year. I started by practicing hip flicks off the side of the pool. Mackayak then realised she had forgotten her spraydeck and went home to get it, returning 10 minutes later with ‘the magic paddle’. So I tried rolling with the magic paddle and it was easy peasy, so I tried with her Werners (I don’t think anyone else would be allowed to borrow them!!!) and that was fine too. I tried a few more and realised that all my thinking about keeping my head down had really paid off.

Later, after Mackayak had rolled beautifully herself, I tried my wrong side, which bizarrely for me is my right hand side, despite being right handed. The ‘magic paddle’ was utilised again, and magic it was, then the Werners – clunky roll but I was up. Mackayak then had to leave and took both magic paddles with her. I rolled with a pool paddle on my left no problem but lost the right side completely. I tried a few times but couldn’t get it back so I went back to rolling on the left. I went round and round and round so many times, I now feel a little queasy! This week was a GOOD rolling week, but everyone knows the rollercoaster of rolling!

Oh and today I can just about talk, but I sound very, very, very husky indeed!

Stripy Dolphins off Burray

2010-01-09T23:38:00.001Z

We couldn’t really decide where to go today, the wind was SEish but there was a big swell around the coasts. Much debate was undertaken throughout the week but upon my arrival fashionably late at the carpark, Johnny said ‘Roseness’ which sounded as good a plan as any. By then I had worked out that I had lost my voice so I wasn’t really in any position to argue!! Italian Chapel

So off we toddled to the 1st barrier, and launched at the south end of the barrier on Lamb Holm, just near the Italian Chapel.

We had 7 bodies out and there were folks from both clubs. We headed to Couse Point at which point the fetch up Holm Sound could be seen to be generating some fairly exciting water and we could see the spray off Roseness quite clearly. We decided instead to head straight into the wind towards Burray so that we could get blown home again.

Today’s pictures are really crap, so I apologise!

Cathy and Johnny punch through the waves Peter off to Burray

We had lots of fun bouncing over the waves and Harry got a good old wetting. I was trying desperately to give coaching tips across the waves in a very husky voice! First time I’ve had to carry Strepsils in my deckbag!

We rounded the point of Burray Haas and headed across Bu Bay with a view to landing at a sheltered spot. It was this point we saw the disputed identity mammals. At first they were quite far away, but soon they came in closer and we saw them for at least 5 minutes. One surfaced just in front of Peter W and he is sure they were stripy dolphins. White beaked or Atlantic white sided perhaps. I thought dolphins were bigger so Johnny and I decided they were porpoises, but frankly my identification of marine mammals is woefully poor. This dolphin is small, this dolphin is far away…..Dolphin or porpoise, they were a truly lovely sight and made the paddle for everyone. I did try to take a picture but failed.

Johnny surfs his way home

After a splendid picnic of apple and cinnamon pancakes, scones, fruit quarters, fruit loaf, all with butter and jam (served on plates!)and washed down with a nice cup of tea, we headed towards home again. Unfortunately my mobile toasting device (a blow torch) was thoroughly unsuccessful. The mid paddle, rapid production, of toasted fruity baked goods clearly needs more research.

Heading back, we had the wind behind us and I had fun surfing along on the waves. Not everyone was as comfortable but they all made it to calmer waters safely and without incident. I caught my best wave just as I rounded Couse Point and wasn’t trying to catch one at all. Of course I surfed straight towards the rocks and had to jam in a good hard stern rudder to avoid them.

We landed in what was pretty much the dark but it was a really nice afternoon out and I think everyone enjoyed themselves. It was lovely to paddle with the KKC paddlers too.

The only casualty of the day was my skeg wire which I have managed to bend, thus rendering skeg inoperable. Very annoying!

And no, I still can’t talk….. This is where I think we went…..

Lighting Systems

2010-01-08T16:47:00.001Z

My garage is unlit and we kept falling over things trying to sort out boats and equipment especially for pool sessions. I needed a solution so I bought some super duper weatherproof fairy lights. They go out the window, along the wall, across the path and through the garage door! People walking past the house must wonder why! It’s just like Mackayak’s boat grotto, but mine is not just for Christmas!

My arm is feeling a lot better today, although it creaks like a badly oiled mechanical part! Maybe I should apply some WD40?

Bad arm blues

2010-01-05T21:22:00.001Z

It would appear that I have been having far too much fun out paddling over the festive period. My arm now looks like this… It has swollen up just below the wrist and hurts, especially at work when I try to type!

Pool sessions start at the weekend, so I’ll have to keep trying to do everything with the wrong hand until then. Worst of all, it is my beer swigging arm and it’s the club social tomorrow night. I’ll need to have drinks with a straw!!!

A dangerous route to the water and Mackayak back in a kayak.

2010-01-03T17:23:00.001Z

Back in the water – Mackayak in the Isel on the sea!

Today it was Mackayak’s first trip out in the sea boat on the sea since she broke her leg in mid September. After yesterday’s adventures, I gaffer taped up my blisters in anticipation (once an archaeologist…). The forecast was OK with a bit of NW wind so when we met at the car park we all said very loudly ‘NOT SCAPA’ and we agreed on Stromness to Houton which meant a shuttle.

Off we set. After a bit of a navigational error (OK we started driving to entirely the wrong place!), Mackayak and I found ourselves on fairly icy roads but made it to Houton without incident. We then set off to Stromness by the back road. We came over a hill and hit what can only be described as a huge sheet of 2 inch thick black ice. The car started to fishtail across the road (thank god no one was coming) and we spun on the ice and ended up on the verge on the wrong side of the road, pointing back up the hill. People OK, car OK and boats OK. But what to do? We tried knocking at a house but no answer, so we flagged down a tractor. The nice farmer drove the car out for us and managed to turn us round so we were at least pointing in the right direction. Off we set VERY SLOWLY towards Stromness. Suddenly a phone rings and I discover it at the bottom of a drybag. It’s one of the other members of the group – ‘Where are you?’ says he ‘we just came off the road’ says I. Then he precedes to tell me that the fourth member of the party also came off the road elsewhere and had to be dug out. ‘Turn round’ he says, ‘let’s go to Scapa.’ So we ring round and ascertain that everyone is OK and slowly start the journey back to Kirkwall. It was treacherous all the way to Finstown.

It was thus how two and a half hours after resoundingly saying ‘NOT SCAPA’, 3 of us met again at Scapa Pier! Ladies who launch (Photo – Jackie)

We had a choice of left or right when we launched so we decided to head for Deepdale (left). We have paddled this bit of coast a thousand times (well maybe 10s of times) but today the spring tide was so high that we were able to get much closer to the shore than usual. This gave us a new perspective on the place and the ability to paddle in and around rocks which are usually high and dry. Even though the weather had looked a bit grey earlier, the sun began to shine as soon as we headed off. Sun on sandstone

After a nautical mile or so, we reached Hemp Stack. Normally this is high and dry of the sea, with a pebble beach on three sides. Today, we could paddle between it and the land which provided an excellent photo opportunity. Mackayak, Hemp Stack with Wideford Hill behind (photo – Jackie)

Further along the coast we were able to get right into geos that are normally beaches, pausing again at a lovely waterfall. We carried on like this until we got to Deepdale, the end of the interesting bit, where we stopped for a bite to eat and a good old chinwag. Waterfall Mackayak heads to Deepdale with Flotta on the horizonBoats at DeepdaleThe Isel and the snow covered hills of Hoy Chin-wagging at Deepdale (photo – Jackie)

Despite the earlier traumas of the day, it turned into a lovely afternoon. We headed back towards Scapa into a light F3 to 4 headwind noticing the tide going out all the time. By the time we reached Hemp Stack, it was high and dry again. Before – Jackie and Mackayak pose at Hemp Stack having come through on the inside. After - Jackie has to head round the outside.

We headed back to the pier as storm clouds gathered over Kirkwall, landing and getting sorted just as it began to rain. As we left Scapa, the spring tide was already right out, the shallow sand now stretching right into the bay.

A lovely wee paddle, as Johnny would say, and GREAT to see Mackayak back on the water. I’ve missed her! The trip – my e-trex packed up at Hemp Stack on way back, but you get the point. (Mr Mackayak, I have edited this just for you!)

Winter Island Hopping

2010-01-02T18:46:00.001Z

Today, after much protracted debate about weather, tides, weather and tides, weather or tides etc etc etc, four of us rendezvoused at Tingwall on the North East coast of the Mainland with a view to going to Egilsay. Disappointingly, everyone seemed to be wearing very sensible hats!

I tried to take lots of photos today, but my camera continues to infuriate me with its clammy lens. I have an Pentax Optio W60 and just can’t seem to find a balance between accessible camera and clean lens. Some of you out there take lovely pictures – what am I doing wrong?!

Anyway, back to the paddle, Eynhallow Sound to the west is notorious for its tides and they are not slow at the top of Egilsay either. However, away from these particular spots, Rousay and Wyre Sounds are relatively benign with only about 2 knots going through at Springs.

Nick crossing to Wyre

Leaving Tingwall saw a bit of head wind, becoming more beamy, together with a few fun waves. I was convinced that we were not going anywhere, but apparently we were actually keeping a good pace – it’s funny how open crossings fool you! We decided upon an early lunch on Wyre and took shelter in the ferry waiting room. Peter and Nick landed at the Wyre slip….. but Ansgar used the beach.

We left Wyre in a snow shower and a head wind across to Egilsay. Once over the other side, the weather was lovely, the wind dropped away and the sun came out so we took a walk up to the famous church on top of the hill.

Harry bags another islandSt Magnus Kirk

Group shot Peter, Northern Kayaker (and Harry) and Nick pose on EgilsayLaunching from Egilsay A picture of Peter not taking a picture!

Returning to the boats, we launched in sunshine and headed back towards Wyre. The weather worsened as we got closer and another snow shower rolled in. We headed round the south of Wyre this time and as the snow passed over, it created a beautiful sunset over Tingwall. A lovely end to an enjoyable day. Nick heading to Tingwall at sunset

Our route. We think it was about 14 miles in total

Hogmanay and Happy New Year!

2010-01-01T16:50:00.000Z

In 2008, the tradition of the OSKA Hogmanay paddle began. This involves wrapping up warm and going out after dark. In 2008 I missed out on what was a paddle in ideal conditions. For 2009, I arranged my holidays so that I could attend. I was quite keen to go out a midnight, but as no one else is quite as obsessed, we met at a more reasonable 6pm. Conditions were fine, although not as calm as last year. We were hit by one squall and a snow shower which made it all the more fun! We didn’t go far at all, 1.86 miles round Scapa Bay, but it was a short and sweet trip.

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We took lots of photos as we went and were worried the camera flashes might spark a rescue operation! I made sure I had some suitable refreshments with me….. “Surely we should be drinking Scapa?” Photo: JohnnyLeaving the pierHeading into the dark Johnny and Antje
Johnny Peter and Antje A bunch of idiots!
Today in Kirkwall, The New Years Day Ba’ is played. I went along to watch the men for a couple of hours this afternoon. The Ba was stuck down and alley when I left, but it looked like a Doonie win was likely. I’m supporting the Uppies as their ‘goal’ is just near my house.
Ba’ spectators

Kayaker seeks kayaker

2009-12-31T04:34:00.001Z

As time passes and I get older, I appeal to you, the wider paddling community to assist me in my quest to find a suitable other half!

A man who is at least 5’10” tall, preferably has blue eyes, is between 29 and 40 and loves kayaking would be ideal.

A liking of cats (black and cute) would be an advantage, as would a sound knowledge of DIY.

The words Avocet, Pintail and Anas Acuta should trigger thoughts of more than just birds and the relative merits of various towing systems should have been duly considered.

A willingness to live on an island with lots of caves is essential…….. Sea kayaking should take precedence over everything else in life.

If you are a potential husband then please get in touch!!!

My first solo paddle!

2009-12-29T16:08:00.001Z

Hooray! I just did my first solo trip! Not that I went very far at all and it nearly didn’t happen…

I have never been solo paddling before, in the main because I live on my own and find it blooming difficult to do anything with my boat without assistance. Today, I was determined. I got into the drysuit and I contorted myself to pull the zip. Then I employed the bathroom door handle. Knackered, but in!

Then I tried to put the boat on the car. Out comes some old carpet and I slide her up the back windscreen up to the rack. Tough but manageable. Only my garage was built for hobbits and the end of the boat is now stuck under the garage door. So I pushed it clear. Now the boat is too far forward on the rack. ‘Ah ha’ thought I, ‘I’ll just drive forward a bit’. Put car into gear, begin to move and……… Two thousand pounds of sea kayak flies off the roof and onto the drive. Much swearing but increased determination. Out the car. Boat up bonnet and front windscreen (this is much easier it transpires). Still too far forward (you can see where this is going). Back into car, attempt to pull forward a little, whoosh….. sea kayak heads down bonnet again. MORE SWEARING! This time, I move it out of the way and try to drive up the drive a little. The car doesn’t seem to be moving very much. Get out. Boat back on. More or less in the right place now so garage door is shut and straps fastened. Get in car. Put car in gear. Car does not move. Change gear. Car still does not move. Get out of car. There is a lot of smoke coming from the wheels….. Take mats out of car, place under wheels, get in car, put car into gear, car still does not move. Engine having a hissy fit. Car cannot get up icy drive! Thwarted before I even began! Unhappy Northern Kayaker with Jimmy the Micra stuck in drive! Thank you to the coal bunker for taking the photo!

So now I have the gear in the car, the boat on the roof and me in a drysuit but I can’t go anywhere! I was not a happy bunny.

So I relayed my distress to a paddling pal who was working today and he offered to come and push! So we scrapped and hacked at the now rather thick ice covering the drive and gave it another go. Wheels spinning, engine roaring, car not moving….. So I was given a lesson in gently raising my clutch and very, very slowly the car inched his way up the hill. That was the first hurdle complete.

I made my way to Scapa, familiar territory and an onshore wind. Now I have to get the boat to the water. Out comes the carpet and the boat is gently slid onto the bonnet and off the car. Then the bit I hate, carrying the blooming thing. It’s heavy and awkward! And I’m not that weak! But I got to the water’s edge. Then I realised something was missing and had to go home for my BA. Finally by 1.30pm I was on the water, only an hour and a half late! Boat at Scapa

By this point, of course, the wind had increased a little, F4 gusting F5 on the top of the Harbours’ building, but it was onshore and there were loads of get outs. We don’t really get swell in the Flow but we do get short sharp wind chop and this was beginning to build as I headed away from the shelter of the pier. Broody Orkney skies over the Flow

Over the first wave and the grin began to appear – this is what it’s all about!

Although I was on my own today, I had a new paddling friend with me. Harry the Helmsman who turned up in the post a few weeks ago. He can never replace Oscar but at least he’s dressed for the part!

Harry at the helm.

I set off towards Hemp Stack, into the wind but knowing I’d have an easy ride home. The skies were brooding and beautiful and the water interesting. Heading towards Hemp Stack

The wind increased as Hemp Stack finally came into view but I was determined to get there. Finally, I was level with it and turned to land on the handy pebble beach at its base.

Harry poses at Hemp Stack

The Flow from Hemp Stack

After a few minutes rest, I decided to head back. Much consideration was given to the launch technique, but finally I got away OK. (The first attempt wasn’t a success!). Now I was in a following sea with the wind behind me. Wideford Hill from Scapa Bay

I had loads of fun trying to surf the waves but they were a bit confused so it was hard to get a good one. I did manage one brilliant ride though and that had me heading out to the deeper water for some more! The best waves were just before the pier so I had a play there before cutting back behind it and into shelter. Back at Scapa

So now I had to get the boat out of the water and on to the car. Out comes the carpet, boat is ~~manhandled~~ carried to car, carpet placed on bonnet, boat slid onto roof…… Back at the ranch, carpet comes out, boat slid off, manhandled to garage (I am never driving down the drive again!), garage door shut. Boat done! But I’m still in that yellow sack. String tied to door handle (Living room this time), toggle hooked through string, after a bit of a fight, zip loosens and Northern Kayaker is free! Thank goodness for that!

So that is the rather cumbersome tale of my very short first solo voyage. The kayaking was the easy part, I’m far more impressed that I got my drysuit on and off and the boat to the water and home again all on my own!

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Not very far at all- my GPS track of the trip

Towline Tales

2009-12-28T22:48:00.001Z

Since I got my towline earlier this year, it has become a bit of a Frankenstein’s monster.

Ocean pro towline

Firstly, I decided that it was too difficult to repack so I took some scissors and my sewing machine to it, cut a large slit in the bag and made another velcro opening.

Towline entrails

Then I decided I didn’t like the plastic carabiner and thought I would replace it with a stainless steel one. I wanted a system where the crab would be securely attached to the towline and could not slip off when it was opened. Due to an apparent ineptitude with Google to find anything suitable, I ended up with a pair of stainless steel crabs which were perfect in design, but not in weight, given that they are intended to hang chainsaws from! I also did not like the screwgate, even though I always left it open. Industrial crab

Although this new system worked, it did constitute some kind of offensive weapon and a rethink was required.

A more fruitful search of the internet lead me to Scuba Kit who appear to be part of Beaver Sports in Yorkshire. They have an excellent range of stainless steel carabiners for diving in a selection of sizes. I went for the 100mm size with eyelet as this seemed to fit my requirements. Crabs with eyelet

The two crabs were waiting for me when I got home this evening and have now been attached to the towline. Tidy towline

I am looking forward to testing this system out before considering any further adaptations.

While I was away, the others got out a few times for a paddle, of course, now that I am home and desperate to join them, the weather has immediately deteriorated. C’est la vie!

Messing about on the Ness

2009-12-27T18:06:00.001Z

As part of my Level 2 coaching, I have to be able to coach in an open boat as well as my trusty sea kayak. Getting the necessary experience to do this is not always easy. Fortunately for me, I have happened upon several people who are in a similar situation so today my friends from Strathpeffer and I went into Inverness for a muck about in canoes around the canal basin.

As you may have gathered, recently it has been rather cold around here and we were stuck with a bit of a problem when we arrived at Muirtown…. There is water under there, honest

A plan B was duly formed and we made our way to the ‘Banana’ Bridge over the River Ness. Here there are lots of little islands, some very small rapids and some sheltered water.

We started the day with a bit of ferrygliding back and forth across the river to get our sea boater selves back into the swing of these funny one bladed craft. We then headed down river a little way, breaking out into a sheltered area where we could practice our skills. Inside and outside pivot turns

There were lots of different streams around the island here and we found an area under a small bridge maybe 8m across where we could safely practise our ferrygliding again. This time we thought we’d try a spot in reverse which was fun but a little frustrating! After a while, the light began to fade so we made our way about 500m down stream. Where another stream met the main channel, we played around with ferrygliding the rougher water. I really enjoyed that!

Landing after a couple of hours (in the dark!), we all thought we’d had a productive afternoon and of course, had managed to get a few more open boat hours under our belts to add to those logbooks. I may be converted yet……. Jimmy the Super Micra carries 16’ canoe!

Oh and before I forget – of course my Santa hat made another appearance!

Chanonry Sunshine

2009-12-26T20:01:00.002Z

Through my paddling adventures, I have had the opportunity to meet and make friends with many lovely people and so today I went paddling with a couple of them who live near the parental abode.
Friends in front of a brooding sky

They were kind enough to lend me a boat, thus giving me a chance to try something different. There had been talk of use of my very, very favourite type of kayak, a speedy(!) Perception Carolina but due to large spraydeck issues, I was lent a Valley Aquanaut LV instead. What a shame! (Sorry Carolina owners – I jest).

Santa in a big boat!

The Aquanaut LV is a good foot longer than my own Avocet at 17’1”. Despite its length, it was still a really nice fit, a little higher above the hips perhaps, but excellent connectivity still. I have struggled with some longer boats in the past, but I think the combination of low volume and snug Valley outfitting meant the boat’s length was a definite advantage, rather than a hindrance. It’d be nice to try something like this again in a stronger wind or bigger seas or perhaps fully loaded for a camping trip.
Chanonry Point – It is so bracing!

We set out from Chanonry Point on the Moray Firth where there was a decided chill in the SW breeze. As we left the point, we saw two MAD people going for a swim (or a paddle at least!). Thankfully wrapped up in our drysuits and pogies, we made our way from the point over to a red port buoy where we could see the 2 knots of tide flowing through the firth. We then headed along the coast, taking the opportunity for a little rock hopping along the way.
The tide flows past the port can The coastline on a sunny winter’s day Neil rockhops

We landed on a small beach for a spot of lunch but didn’t hang around too long since despite the sun, there was a real chill in the air and our hands were soon cold. We decided that we’d just head back along the coast towards Rosemarkie. There was further opportunity for a brief rockhop, before pausing at the beach. We then headed back across to the lighthouse as the poorer weather began to roll in from the west. We landed to an audience of camera wielding onlookers and were packed up and on our way before dark.
Coastline by Rosemarkie
Eleanor lands as the sun begins to set My best guess at our route – my E-trex is at home! (Or is it!!!)

I decided to try out my pogies today and found them to be excellent in such a bitter breeze. They were a little tricky to get on and teeth regularly had to be employed to pull on the left one. There was a tiny bit of seepage into the pogie from the shaft but nothing unpleasant and this probably helped to keep my hands at a nice temperature! I found if I got most of my hand through the top of the fleece lining, my fingers could move easily around the paddle shaft inside the pogie, the pogie itself not being restrictive at all. They also seemed very warm very quickly, even after putting them on after lunch. I think these have to get a 9 out of 10!
Palm River Tec Pogies lying out to dry

Will this be the last appearance of my ~~awful~~ famous hat? Is this really the last paddle of 2009? Your guess is as good as mine!
And I told my friend his hats were silly…..

Yule (b)log

2009-12-25T13:26:00.001Z

Happy Christmas everyone! I hope Santa was good to you.

I’m waiting for my Christmas dinner at the moment and staying a safe distance from the kitchen – it appears to be safer that way.

Today, it is a glorious sunny day in the Highlands of Scotland with barely a breath of wind. Oh to be kayaking!! The weather at home in Orkney also looks pretty good and I hope someone is taking advantage of it. I hope it lasts until New Year so I can get out then too.

Looking out from the garden this morning

It’s really lovely here at the moment, even to be sat indoors looking out. Tomorrow there are plans to get out on the water, to Chanonary Point to see the dolphins. The forecast currently suggests a light Sou’westerly, cold, but sunny - I hope it stays that good.

Snug toes in my bargain boots!